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wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2001-10-16 09:54 PM

A Bing Crosby Andy Kaufman fantasy duet.

When nothing but a moonbeam
Is playing in your eyes
It’s a feature presentation

If there is but a chance to
Hold you in my arms love
There will not be hesitation

With you, the poet in me wakes dear
And I become William Shakespeare
To be or not to be?
It’s all up to youuuuu!

Granted three wishes by a genie
I wished for you, gloves, and a beanie
Who do you keep warm and out of harm? Me!
So I gave the rest to the Salvation Army!

You are my sweet surrender
I’ll play a tune on my Fender
I play all my music just for you
Do de do de do de dooooooooo!

I like being called your sweet heart
Although skittles are my fave
One thing I ask of you love
Don’t go piddle on my grave

There’s long time before
I’m dead yet
I sometimes still make
My bed wet

Those were two quick
And funny,
Potty jokes see?
When I gaze the
Pools of your eyes
Make me hafta pee

Love, I was sliding
Down a rainbow
And fell into a pot
The gold dust flew
Around me
And you are what I got
----
Another Open 9 pickmeup

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 10-17-2001).]

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

1 posted 2001-10-16 10:16 PM

A great picker-upper, Walt! Thanks!

Nightshade

Member Patricius

since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

2 posted 2001-10-16 10:18 PM

wayoutwalt, dodedodedooooooooooooooooo - oops, I think I might have tinkled in my pants!! lol. Good one. Chris

Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away.

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2001-10-16 10:25 PM

Yes she probably did.... but, then I always do too when I laugh too hard.....
Dodeedodeedoooooo!!!! Funny stuff..O YUH!

Startime
Member Ascendant

since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

4 posted 2001-10-16 10:30 PM

*giggling with delight* oh how perfectly delightful. You have brought a smile to my face and laughter to my heart. Thank you.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

5 posted 2001-10-16 10:37 PM

Now where did you come up with this??!!!

One thing I ask of you love
Don’t go piddle on my grave

your imagination certainly knows no bounds

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

6 posted 2001-10-16 10:39 PM

My man, you're definitely on the end of the limb and may you always chunk ya words at us from there ....great!

jwesley

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

7 posted 2001-10-16 10:42 PM

oh i miss the smiles thank you all!!

cruz
Member

since 2000-07-18

Posts 282
Dallas,Texas USA

8 posted 2001-10-17 10:51 PM

so what about tony clifton, howdy doody, and jude law in a.i. AND, oh yeah, all those people in moulin rouge, huh, what about them. DONT they get any airtime. hehehhehehhehehehhehehh. awesome!

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