Open Poetry #15 |
poem - miss cleo's psychotic hotline |
PoemCrazy Member
since 2000-11-30
Posts 159 |
miss cleo must go miss cleo oh no psyhic, yeah right damn, i'm cursed! ha ha!...tom anybody know how to remove warts? |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Two parts wolfsbane to one part wormguts...sure cure...teehee |
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PoemCrazy Member
since 2000-11-30
Posts 159 |
Hi Paula! hey, the folks who sell Compound W will be after you for revealing trade secrets! shhhh! ooh! that smarts! don't listen to Paula!...tom |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Mugwort...(must be in bloom) in a tincture with apple cider vinegar and wormwood and marigold petals...OR...frog urine. Despite rumors, it is actually quite acidic and is considered very effective in the removal of warts. Call my 1-800 number for details. |
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PoemCrazy Member
since 2000-11-30
Posts 159 |
Hi Serenity! >Mugwort...(must be in bloom) (grabs something green) is this a mugwort? damn thing keeps saying: "bright light! bright light!" > in a tincture with apple cider vinegar > and wormwood and marigold petals... add...some stuff...and stir. > OR...frog urine. here, froggy froggy... > Despite rumors, it is actually quite > acidic and is considered very effective > in the removal of warts. so the instructions start with "wipe frog piss on your arm..."? > Call my 1-800 number for details. 900, doll, are you nuts or what? thanks, i think...tom |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Wart removal is free. I consider it a public service. |
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PoemCrazy Member
since 2000-11-30
Posts 159 |
Hi Serenity! look! this mugwort has a lot of warts! consider him a test subject. i'll just...watch not too much bleeding, ok?...tom |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Oh yeah!!!! Great one here!!!! And call miss Cleo on the warts......she knows everything!!!! The road goes on forever, and the stories never end... |
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