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Feline Blues |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... 
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~Feline Blues~  My friend, I have something to tell you A story I need to share You mustn’t tell another soul Promise you wouldn’t dare I guess I should come out and say it No point pussy footin’ around It’s just that it’s so darn traumatic When a pet in the toilet is found You see, it’s my lovely cat, Sasha I’m really embarrassed to say She fell in the bowl with the Sani-Flush Now she’s having a bad hair day She was supposed to go prowling tonight With a handsome young tomcat named Lou But, all it took was just one look And he left her alone and blue I feel so sorry for her It really must be quite a drag Thanks for listening, and whatever you do Don’t let the cat out of the bag!!! ~vlraynes "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 09-06-2001).] |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Absolutely delightful photo and poem...I hope the sani-flush part is made up...btw, the cat looks just like my Ling-Ling. I keep the lids closed so she's never fallen in. whew! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Now this is my kinda humor... I'm smiling..  |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
purrrrrrfectly......... delightful!!!!!!!!!!!! meeeeewwwwwwwwsic to my ears!!!!! protect us, poet thank you  |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
 Vicky, I love your sense of humour! This is just way cute  You're a breath of fresh air  Melissa~ "Poetry is not an opinion expressed... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
er, Vicky, professional help IS available! Your poetry is going to pot! What a CATastrophy!! Get that pet a CATscan real fast!!!! LOL! Brilliant display of humor here, Ms. V |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Excuse me while I try to stop howling with laughter. (Cracked my dog up, too) Thanks for the late night humor...well done. |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Very cute kitty, and hilarious story.. Sandra |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Well that young tomcat Lou doesnt know what he's missing! Sasha is soooo gorgeous, awwww. And so is your poem Vicky Enjoyed it very much! Maree |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
 Come on dear Sasha I'll play with you It doesn't matter how your hair is wined But you have to tell me how to get to you For you may not know it but I am blind Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... Feel free to use the pictures on my website. http://communities.msn.com/Titiasplace/ [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (edited 09-07-2001).] |
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The Rusty Knight Member
since 2001-08-29
Posts 414Texas |
Blue moons and blue cheese and now a blue cat I see. a double smile and a giggle. Death comes not when we cease to breathe, but when we cease to dream. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Vicky - Well, you KNOW that I just LOVE this poem! LOL - And that peekshure! OMG - This is a classic! And the story! This is a GREAT poem! I love every bit of it. You have stirred the emotions of this old kitty-kicker's heart. *sniffle, blubber* |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Vicky~ That little kitty is sooooooo cute This poem just hilariously you You pen the greatest folly And I love 'Feline Blue' It is my opinion and mind you, it's just that That your little Sasha is one  blue cat !LOVE IT~ *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
This is what I miss when I go off to bed early!!...Gee, guess I should hang around at night and join the fun! Loved the story!! ~Time has cast a spell on you |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
VAS- LOL! Yes..the Sani-Flush part is 'made up'! As a matter of fact, this isn't even my cat...just a picture I found and thought was cute. Glad you enjoyed. Nan- I'm smiling just knowing that you're smiling. Thanks much, my friend. pandora- Purrrrrrrfect reply! Glad you like! Melissa- Thanks much, my friend. Glad you enjoyed the humor. Balladeer- LOL @ you! You crack me up, my friend! I'm so happy you enjoyed this bit of feline fun! Hugs to you  Duncan- ROFLMBO @ your dog!! Too funny!!! Glad this gave you both a laugh! LOL!! Thanks for reading! Sandra- Thanks muchly, my friend! Happy you enjoyed. Maree- Well, I must admit that Sasha is not mine... nor do I even know that her name is Sasha! LOL! Just a picture I found inspiring. Glad you like! Titia- I LOVE IT!! Leave it to you to come up with such a cute reply! What a cute kitty too! Thanks much, sweet friend. Hugs to you Rusty Knight- LOL...glad this gave you the giggles. Thanks for reading! LngJhnAg- Thank you, kind sir! What an honor to have a reply from the old kitty-kicker himself! LOL! Thanks so much for the kind words! Glad this touched that blubbering heart of yours. Marge- Thanking you muchly, bestest pal of mine! I just fell in love with this picture, and couldn't help but play with it! Glad you 'LOVE IT'! Love and hugs Enchantress- LOL! Yep...you'll have to stay up with us party animals next time! Happy you enjoyed! Hugs to all, ~vicky "...a heartbeat in every syllable..." -vlraynes Vicky's Maze Of Muses [This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 09-09-2001).] |
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cpalmer Senior Member
since 2001-06-26
Posts 977Phoenix, Az |
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky....LOL What am I going to do with you? I love this...your secret is safe with me! And who said blue isn't a lovely shade for hair...LOL I'm sure my charles would take her out no matter what! LYL Cindi |
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Topheth Member
since 2001-09-08
Posts 297Texas |
LOL - delightful! |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
you know..cats are so darned finicky...now..a DOG! theres an animal..blue hair, green hair..who cares..lol "maaaaybee..we need..a CAT!" lol not.. very silly miss "victoria"..youve got us rollin' in the blue.. hugs, g ~dgvarner/fallen rain~ |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Vicky~ LOL this is so cute! Ya know you this could just be the start of a new Halloween costume craze for "pretty Kitty's". Love it!! Hugs, Deb |
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