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Reply to: No! Justin Genius |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding 
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Just Ingenious the pup, set out to pen a rhyme To Ron, as if that busy man has no better use for time He wants to ban an "o" that sits in middle of his name I'm telling you, you little pup, it won't look quite the same The Queen who speaks good English, the British kind you know She says you cannot get rid of that tiny little "o" She told me in her high pitched voice as we had tea last night And said some nasty things about you, naughty little mite You folks below the 49th (to you that's parallel) Who rip apart the language when you just won't learn to spell The British have been writing English many years you see Their pubs are even older than your whole damn count-er-y Now your brother Justin Time, he has been telling us the truth You ain't no ge-ni-ous, you're just a snotty little youth Now Justin, see your influence, it really is quite bad I'm really quite intriqued now, by this family life you've had With family members in the 'stute, brothers squealing on each other My goodness I do really feel compassion for your mother You're mother, oh my what a saint, I really must commend her If I were her I'm sure by now I'd be out on a bender I've no kids of my own, you see I really don't quite like 'em Cause if I'd had some just like you, my God I'd surely bite 'em Justin, you must be off now, or you'll be late once more I think that shool has just begun,- the date's September 4 Now I really must get work done, spent an hour on this ditty If boss-man should find out, well unemployment don't look pretty Now for this little scolding, I'm sure you'll not retaliate However, to be sure, I think I'll call up Justin Case Now all you there in readers land, who may already know In Oxfords dic-tion-ary Genius does not have an "o" Please don't tell young Justin Cause his head's already swelled And if he should find this out We'll never hear the end If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? [This message has been edited by Tracey (edited 09-05-2001).] |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
 You made me roll over the floor Seems I can't stop giggling This is just super Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... Feel free to use the pictures on my website. http://communities.msn.com/Titiasplace/ [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Hmmmmm... I shall return!  |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
Quite the reply! Well done Tracey! |
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The Rusty Knight Member
since 2001-08-29
Posts 414Texas |
If this battle is any indication of the war, it is going to be a fun time in here *S* The pen is mightyer (is that spelled right Justin)and we shall see whoos pen is mit-t-er Death comes not when we cease to breath, but when we cease to dream. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Titia, I'm so glad you got such a kick out of it. I had so much fun writing it. I was positively splitting my sides. Genious - I await your return. On MY thread, not yours!!!!!!!!!!!!! Decaflame - thanks. Glad you enjoyed Rusty - yeah....I'm ready for war !!!! So glad you all had as much fun reading it as I did writing it If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? [This message has been edited by Tracey (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
The Lady Trace has grown impatient, eager for a fight, However when you wanted War my evening turned to night. I shall return MY evening, ready for a War of Words! Prepare yourself with shaking knees for: Battle of the Nerds! Justin Genious (soon to be genius) |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Ah Genious I'm waiting, I am ready for the duel My sharpened pencil ready, a box of beer for fuel My knees they are not shaking, of you I am not scared I stand here at the ready, for this battle to be shared But me I am a lady, a well bred one at that So first I give a curtsy, expect you to tip your hat But after that the gloves are off, the battle will begin I already taste sweet victory, for I of course shall win If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? [This message has been edited by Tracey (edited 09-05-2001).] |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I'm Justin Thyme to tell you, girl, You've got this whole thing right! There is no "o" in "genius", I don't blame ya for the fight! My so-called brother Justin Genious Cannot even spell! But he's out here claiming membership In Mensa! What the hell??!?!?!?! Although this clan is loco, true, We're all a little wacky, This brand new Justin's overdue For zapping! Oh how tacky! He comes upon these sacred boards So full of it, head swelling, Demanding the respect of those Who know much more 'bout spelling! Some genius! Ha! He's Justin Sayne! We KNOW that he's half-witted! To put an "o" inside his name Just proves why he's committed! He's prob'ly used some other names When tryin' to con Cratchet! You know how some, while thinking will Just lean their head and scratch it? This Justin Genious figured that He'd try that, too, while thinking, But could not find his head to scratch, Since all of them were drinking! I witnessed Justin Ebriated Pour him triple whiskeys, Then Justin Toxicated said, "Hey Genius! That's quite risky!" It's hard to think while worshiping The porcelain white throning And scratching simultaneous With moaning loud and groaning! Well, anyway, my point is this, This Justin's not that brainy! He can't spell his fictitious name! No genius! NO! He's zaney! I'm glad it's YOU who pointed out The extra "o" and not-a-me. Excuse me now, they're calling me To watch today's lobotomy. And when I'm through, I hear it's Thyme For Justin Genious' zapping. If Cratchet gets him off the floor From playing "One Hand Clapping". signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire Previous 'Stute Escapee [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 09-05-2001).] |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Tipping my hat to Miss Tracey... Sorry my dear, of course I'm too ingenious to post your Ballad here. Instead it went here: /pip/Forum50/HTML/003193.html Let's battle!  And never mind Justin Thyme... he's not fully awake yet... |
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