Open Poetry #15 |
All A-buzz |
Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There are " flies in the ointment " and " flies in the soup ", dive bombing flies 'round your head loop-de-loop . There are " flies out the window " and " flies out the door " , house flies and horse flies and so many more . Black flies the size of a B-52 , blue-bottle flies ( hey, they need a drink too ). Damsel flies dragon flies hover about , some say " when pigs fly " ( but this one I doubt ). Deer flies and bar flies " how time flies " and such. There are " flies off the handle " it's all a bit much . There's " flies through the air with the greatest of ease ", and flies that are well known to carry disease . Bot-flies and fruit flies and " flies like a bird ", so many flies that it's darn near absurd ! " Frequent flies " give you some great discount air , but who knows what kind of flies you will find there ? Tse-tse flies , med flies , and butterflies , blue ? I think these flies ought to have their own zoo ! There are probably some flies that didn't make this list . It seems like there must be just one I have missed . But I must buzz off , I've got my rounds to do , and now you can say that you've seen " Moose " fly too . |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
chuckling.. not sure I'd want that moose landing on me... cute poem!! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Hi Doc, read this earlier, thought I had replied already, must be gettin old not knowing what I did or did not anymore Just want to say that I really loved all your flies. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... |
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illusion Member
since 2001-06-19
Posts 296 |
This is great - it left me grinning. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROTFL You're flying high with your creativity, as usual, I see, Doc! Thanks for the laughs! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Cpat , Me either , I hear their bite is much worse than their buzz . Thanks Doc Titia , Thank you . Of all that I write I'd have to say the humorous bits are the most enjoyable for me . Doc Nan , After reading your " Gypsyness " piece I was truly inspired . Glad you dropped by to take a swat . Doc illusion , High praise . Thank you so much . Doc Denise , Thank you . Making people laugh is as good as it gets . Poetry sure doesn't pay very well in any other coin . Take care my friend . Doc |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Doc- ROFL!!! Too funny!! What a creative write you've buzzed in with! I LOVE IT! Now....buzz off! LOL! hugs, ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his |
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shadow974 Senior Member
since 2001-06-21
Posts 636Michigan |
Hilariously enjoyable. Thanks Throw your heart out in front of you |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Mooser~ What a pesky little smile you've given me this morning~ LOL at the whole gosh-darned thing ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
Where's the Bugman when we need him! Enjoyed! |
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