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Naughty Me! |
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azblond Senior Member
since 1999-07-01
Posts 637The Steamy Desert 
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Some guys in my office thought they’d have a ball And start giving me a funny little prank call And here is how our story grows To talk about my garter hose They started out silly with deep breathing sounds And at first all I did was make funny frowns Then my buddy beside me pointed to Jim Who was sitting a little too close to Tim I told them their talk was making me “hot” Call me at home where we won’t be caught And I knew these guys would not resist So I hung up the phone with the sound of a kiss Well the phone at my house rang promptly at 8 I didn’t even have very long to wait I started out slowly by telling those two Exactly what I was wearing right down to my shoe I described in detail my garters and hose And asked if they would like to see those They gave a quick yes and I invited them by And at my house they arrived in the blink of an eye Rang the bell and stood at the door When suddenly there it began to pour! I opened the door with my very best friend And laughed til I cried at their chagrin “I’m sorry guys but I do suppose you’ve finally seen my garden hose!” Let my words fall first upon deaf ears before a closed mind... |
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JLR Senior Member
since 2001-02-04
Posts 1785 |
Hilarious images in my mind...enjoyed! |
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Janette
since 2001-07-20
Posts 2843Chicagoland for now |
Ohhhhhhhh this is darling! I am cracking up laughing...I love it! Bravo! |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) Sounds like they deserve it... cute poem... |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
1derful prank ... loved it  Finally fixed :) |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Naughty but nice...James |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
hmmmmmmmmm. . . remind me to never call you at work!! LOL wonderful. . . I loved it. . . -------------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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MARK V SHELDON Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 3015In a corporeal internship... |
Well done, but... don't you still have to work with them??? -MVS "When you tell the Truth, you never have to remember what you just said." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL! Those guys are gonna have wet dreams about you for months!!!  |
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