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The Pet (humor repost)
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The Pet (humor repost) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
He came into my pet store one day looking for a golden retriever. In football terms, he was no tight end, so must have been a receiver. He said he wanted companionship with minimal fuss or bother and feeling sorry for such as he I took him home to meet my father. Two days of wedded bliss had we till his socks began to stink his jockeys lay under the bed his dirty dishes in the sink! He didn’t work, not a lick, he said he hurt his hips. So he sat in front of my TV eating salsa and some chips! At night he cooed and stroked me hoping for a little action. Little did I know he was not into giving me satisfaction! If I had a receipt of purchase I’d take him back to the store trade him in, get my refund and get another boar! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Unfortunately--mine came with a no return, no exchange policy!!!!  Gotta love your humor, sharon! |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
really though Sharon,,-Just get him neutered and take him to the pound...heh-- very clever and witty my friend. "Or, like the thief of fire from heaven, Wilt thou withstand the shock? And share with him - the unforgiven- His vulture and his rock?" "lord byron" [This message has been edited by Jamie (edited 04-01-2001).] |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Poet deVine - excellent, what a great read. Liked it very much. BC |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Let's face it... there's something to be said for goldfish. *G* If it doesn't work, one flush takes care of the problem!! LOL (Just kidding, folks... I'd never flush a live fish... I have cats! ROFL... oh, suthern, do shut up!!! *G*) Enjoyed this one much, PDV!!! And you obviously amused what's left of my mind. *G* |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFL! Geesh, Sharon. You just have this amazing way of saying things! Geesh, dogs are more obedient anyways, aren't they?  err..sorry..did I say that? That was my other side. *Temptress bolts for the door before the men start stoning her* We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you.. |
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