Neurologically Impairing Chemical Consumables

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fractal007
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since 2000-06-01

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0 posted 2001-06-09 06:44 AM

When starting out your driving career,
Be sure to avoid the use of
neurologically impairing chemical consumables.
Also, be aware of the settings on your
Multi-directional Imaging Rotating Reaction and Optical Recognition System.
Be sure to set your
brain into the correct emotional and psychological conditions
necessary for operating the complex chemically driven
mechanical system known as a car.
Finally, when steering,
place your hands at positive and negetive
sixty degrees relative to the constructed
north-south diametric line on the
two-dimensional constructed disc of the
steering wheel.
This position is lovingly referred to as
"ten and two."

Sorry, had to get that out of my system.

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh"

-- Magus

Ina
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since 2000-10-09

Posts 1236
Quebec, Canada

1 posted 2001-06-09 12:26 PM

Well again...this was some very good stuff. wow. lol.

REgina

stace_co2003
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since 2001-03-30

Posts 497
In a dream world

2 posted 2001-06-09 12:29 PM

Frac.....you did it again. you managed to confuse me. ok....I got the fact that you are talking about a car...but um...is that all?

but it's a good job....it just really really really confuses me.....but you know me...

I'm just glad that now this rainstorm has ended, and I can see the rainbow once again.

lonely*soul
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since 2001-04-05

Posts 396
east haddam (moodus) ct :)

3 posted 2001-06-09 12:32 PM

*is confused*

i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but then i realized suicide is a crime!! :)

Dopey Dope

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

4 posted 2001-06-09 07:54 PM

Haha I found this amusing. Such a complex form of explaining such a simple task. I enjoyed this. Made me smile.

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I'm in love with my shadow
I admire it daily

Acies

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Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-07

Posts 7665
Twilight Zone

5 posted 2001-06-12 11:03 AM

Ahhhhhh---- I actually pimp drive
ya know laid all the way back

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic

Marshalzu

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since 2001-02-15

Posts 2681
Lurking

6 posted 2001-06-12 11:06 AM

Great work Frac, I really enjoyed the read. A real mouthful but well worth the read.
Zu

the_rescue
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since 2001-05-23

Posts 316
Japan

7 posted 2001-06-12 11:06 AM

lol right
dude I'm with aquire though
laid back man lol.

in the silence of the night I hear angels voices singing your name oh how beautiful is your name as they sing over and over. (SPOKEN)

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

8 posted 2001-06-13 01:00 PM

Um, ow, the pain in my head now... I don't think I should have read that one today. *note to self: don't read that poem when sick* I think I understood something about a car...

Good to read something that's not sad though!

Great read!

Rhonda

"Who did that?" "Charlie and Blake." "Who's Charlie and Blake?" "Rhonda and Amy.""Great. There goes the school."

anonymous albert ?

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since 2001-03-23

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9 posted 2001-06-14 12:10 PM

yes...the simple to complicated as i do it the other way around...i enjoyed it greatly

...bye Kevin

im addicted to passions in poetry!...are you?

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