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Open Poetry #12

I am..

Mike
Member Elite

since 1999-06-19

Posts 2462

0 posted 2001-01-10 08:50 AM

I am spam,
Minced ham, I am,
Or so I say,
But what the hey,
Ignore the taste,
Of groundup waste,
It doesn't matter,
I'll make you fatter,
I can't be beat,
I'm fun to eat,
I am not hard,
Just pan and lard,
A knife and fork,
Pretend I'm pork,
You'll be living,
'Cause I keep giving,
Through night and day,
What can I say,
I am chopped ham,
I'm spam, I am.

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2001-01-10 09:20 AM

Mike,
Cute, enjoyed the read.

inot2B
Member Elite

since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

2 posted 2001-01-10 10:02 AM

I don't like spam
but I do like you.
If you say spam is just chopped ham then I'm taking ham off my shelf.

Nate Dogg
Senior Member

since 1999-11-15

Posts 1658
Georgia, Fulton

3 posted 2001-01-10 10:09 AM

Yum, yum I'm a little hungry for spam(ha, ha).....a lovely and enjoyable write
and you have a lovely sense of humor too!

Nathan

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

4 posted 2001-01-10 10:14 AM

I do not like green eggs and spam
I do not like them Mike I am
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

...oops...I guess someone else wrote that one before me and they say doctors can't write

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

5 posted 2001-01-10 10:17 AM

canned spam's gotta go
canned ham's spam's woe
canned Mike...more to like
spammed Mike psyches!

Denise

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

6 posted 2001-01-18 10:12 PM

My husband actually went out of his way today on the way home from work to pick up a can of Spam!! WHY?????

Cute poem, Mike!!

Denise

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