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A Local Rebel
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A Local Rebel |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Some think that I'm a "devil" By my words in verse, But then there's Local Rebel, That suckers really worse. I know him as Nighthawke, A motor cycle nut, He speaks intelligent talk No one knows 'bout what. The difference 'tween a vacuum, And a Harley thats been chopped, That the dirtbag on your hoover Mounts on the bottom not the top Now Rebel's not a dirtbag, Let's make that very clear, He's like that pest controller, We know as Balladeer. He's always "cuttin" Toerag, That sweet and kind dear man, And though I'm always nice to him, He cuts me when he can. Someday he'll be sorry, His conscience will succeed, One day he'll feel sorry, For the way he's treated me. It's LongJohn and the Rebel, But mostly Balladeer, That try to make me miserable, That's why I shed these tears. The ladies will come to my aid, They'll hug and cuddle me, Then those guys will envy Toe, Just you wait and see. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 03-07-2001).] |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I think you'd have to take a bath before any "ladies" would cuddle with you. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Nah .... We'll cuddle him... With me, though - it's gotta be a one-armed cuddle - I have to keep my big ole eraser in the other hand.... Gotta be prepared for anything with the BigToe, ya know...  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
c'mere Toe...serenity is pouting for ya...lemme give you a 'pedicure'--  This was just such a plaintive plea... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
The heartfelt and sincere sympathy I was about to offer you for all the undeserved abuse you suffer through and endure from those scalawags was slightly derailed by ROFL @ Nan's one-armed cuddle and serenity's pedicure! LOL Great tribute to the leather feathered one, Toe! *G* |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
awwwww......... poor thing.......... (((((hug))))) no spam eating pest controller, no leathered wing'ed rebellious one no thread editing kitty kicker, should write such words! that's so absurd! but still it makes me snicker!  |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
laughing here.....oh......you weren't wanting laughter.....you were wanting hugs.....rofg.....can't help it.....if i don't laugh today am going to lose it totally.....sigh... hugs and thanks for the smiles |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Yo Bro Toe! You lookin' for sympathy again! Well I ain't givin' ya no hugs, but how about a pat on the back.... pat, pat, pat... There, feelin' better? Good... alright now, go forth and do battle. (... pssst... hey guys! You think that sign will stay taped to his back?  ) |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
howda ya like that .... the guy calls me a dirtbag and gets sympathy hugs from the women... ya gotta admire a guy like that... thanks Toe...lol |
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