Open Poetry #12 |
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Traversing the River Stynx |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas ![]() |
Here I find myself, yes once again And let me tell you it's a royal pain. The turbid waters chill me to the bone As once more I see that I'm alone. In fecund river I can barely float; No oars, no rope, not even a boat. Fetid waters flow right over me Kept adrift by flatulant bouyancy. So pass me down some Boston beans; What saves my hide can't be obscene. I know this fecal creek's my own doing By always acting without thinking. Alicat ![]() “It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” Charles Darwin |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROLFMAO!!! This was a great laugh mister! hehehehe ![]() ~Sheri "The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first" |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
*shaking head* Oh Ali. Ali, Ali, Ali lol |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
I think and I still get into trouble...James |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Hey!!! My favorite RV driver!! Love it. ![]() |
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Sven![]() ![]()
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I love how your mind works Ali. . . ![]() ----------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Well, you're right, yanno. This fits my "say-it-without-thinking-because-I'm-in-a-mood-to-tell-people-where-they-can-stow-it" mode right now. LOL! Sometimes good..sometimes BAD! Nice writing here, Kitten. I too love your way of thinking. ![]() |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
too funny....I've a wee bit of a temper myself...but, what's with the beans? Izzat some sort of alternative energy source? ![]() " Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I'd say that river is well named!!!! I love alternative energy sources ![]() |
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