Open Poetry #12 |
Traversing the River Stynx |
Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Here I find myself, yes once again And let me tell you it's a royal pain. The turbid waters chill me to the bone As once more I see that I'm alone. In fecund river I can barely float; No oars, no rope, not even a boat. Fetid waters flow right over me Kept adrift by flatulant bouyancy. So pass me down some Boston beans; What saves my hide can't be obscene. I know this fecal creek's my own doing By always acting without thinking. Alicat “It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” Charles Darwin |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROLFMAO!!! This was a great laugh mister! hehehehe ~Sheri "The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first" |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
*shaking head* Oh Ali. Ali, Ali, Ali lol |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
I think and I still get into trouble...James |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Hey!!! My favorite RV driver!! Love it. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I love how your mind works Ali. . . ----------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Well, you're right, yanno. This fits my "say-it-without-thinking-because-I'm-in-a-mood-to-tell-people-where-they-can-stow-it" mode right now. LOL! Sometimes good..sometimes BAD! Nice writing here, Kitten. I too love your way of thinking. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
too funny....I've a wee bit of a temper myself...but, what's with the beans? Izzat some sort of alternative energy source? " Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I'd say that river is well named!!!! I love alternative energy sources |
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