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David2
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since 2000-03-22

Posts 407

0 posted 2001-02-08 03:31 PM

Limericks

There once was a woman named Erin,
with beautiful eyes meant to stare in.
I knew from the start,
That she'd stolen my heart.
Cause the spot where it was now is barren!

But I fixed that big hole in my breast,
So your worries should now lay at rest.
But I filled it with gum,
And each time that I hum,
A big bubble I blow with my chest!

Now speaking about my sweet honey,
She loves me, but finds it quite funny.
She thinks I'm obsessed,
With those things on her chest.
But I'm really just after her money!

Well I'm limericked out for today.
But I'll visit again if I may.
With a verse and a smile,
In this silliest style.
And to chase all those blue birds away.

Celeste
Senior Member

since 2000-11-11

Posts 597

1 posted 2001-02-08 03:40 PM

LOL!!!!!! Just after her money, eh?!?!!!

*grins* Loved it!

To capture and live a moment is truly living

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2001-02-08 03:46 PM

Very cute!

JLR
Senior Member

since 2001-02-04

Posts 1785

3 posted 2001-02-08 04:20 PM

You made me laugh...and today that wasn't easy. Thanks.

Krawdad
Member Elite

since 2001-01-03

Posts 2597

4 posted 2001-02-08 06:07 PM

Keep doin' these, I love em!

kcsgrandma
Senior Member

since 2000-09-24

Posts 1522
Presque Isle, ME

5 posted 2001-02-08 11:45 PM

I could not resist the title Limericks, and I certainly was not disappointed. These are terrific. Let's see more!

To love another person is to see the face of God.
- Les Miserables

Marilyn

[This message has been edited by kcsgrandma (edited 02-10-2001).]

wayoutwalt
Member Elite

since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

6 posted 2001-02-08 11:52 PM

ehhehehehehe yuh I am from Nantucket

You know the "Never Ending Story"?
They're still telling it!

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

7 posted 2001-02-09 12:57 PM

I enjoy limericks so much and these are wonderfully done. I had one person say it one of the easiest forms...I beg to differ. I have a horrid time with them, I do!!!

In fact I was just moments ago trying to write one about cupid and have just about talked myself out of it after only getting the first and almost the 2nd line. Just know how to get to the punch when there's no party.

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