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Disconnection, Computer Hell (It's funny )
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Disconnection, Computer Hell (It's funny ) |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England 
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 Disconnection, Computer Hell What do you mean disconnect now? I haven’t been connected anyhow Why say access is being denied you? I haven’t got access I can’t get through Oh you stupid computer why ask me? I haven’t got a clue what it should be Why ask for my password over again? You are so stupid, I’m me, the same What is the matter oh my poor head No don’t go blank, oh no not dead? Are you working now I’ve been nice? Listen useless thing take my advice I’m being very reasonable, aren’t I? But if you don’t want to really die You’ll be a good computer and work I don’t care if you’re tired don’t shirk Now what is it? Look for the last time I’m me the same as I was okay? Fine! You don’t need my password it’s in You are really getting under my skin This isn’t funny don’t you laugh at me Look I’ll try anything! How’s bribery? I’m getting very cross this is no fun That’s it I’ve had it, where’s my gun Don’t think it so funny, do you now? I’m not afraid to use it I know how This double barrel would make a mess So work or I’ll cause you some distress All I want is to get into my poetry file Don’t be ridiculous it missed by a mile But the next time you shut down on me You won’t be so reticent ah you agree! Marsha Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
YOU TOO? I've been disconnected at least SIX times this morning...ack...so thank you for the giggle....made me feel a little better. HUGS. |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
marsha~ *laughing* this was really cute and funny. and boy can we ALL relate to this one...ahh the wonderful World Wide Web LOL. excellent write from you, as always. take care sweets, amy  p.s. i was just disconnected but i got on again! haha lol  "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
thanks for the smiles, I work on computers, so yep, I know just what you mean  even when you are supposed to know what you are doing they still get the best of you *g* |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
LOL this is just too funny love. . . and as someone that works with Macs during the day and PC's at night. . . it gets to be confusing!! LOL Wonderful. . . ----------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
ha ha ha Loved it."I walked beside the evening sea and dreamed a dream that could not be." George William Curtis |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love this!!! *G* My computer at work seems to think that internet access in the afternoon is beyond its capabilities. My begging and pleading has not persuaded it otherwise. *G* And the poor thing at home knows I won't really carry through on my threats to toss it out the window... (but only cause I'd have to go down and clean up the mess! LOL) |
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Nate Dogg Senior Member
since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658Georgia, Fulton |
Cute piece but innovative and creative...I liked it! Nathan |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Hi everyone, I will get back to you all I hope to say thank you for your kind and loving words, but I haven't really got the time to say a proper thank you. But i didn't want you all to think I couldn't be bothered I can and I do. Thank you all so much Love and stuff Mushy  |
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