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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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You see I had it planned I had a diagram From toys that please To little cheese Sold with jars of jam I had each step planned out My cash not be fanned out By merchants on the strip I gave shoppers little tip Don’t buy, just try To extend your shopping trip The halo from skylight Gave me a guilty fright My shopping buddy Her face all ruddy From dragging me so tight wayoutwalt my shopping friend This madness you must end If shoppers do not buy Then sellers surely cry On this Christmas depends Walt, I spied you at Radio Shack On every computer screen You wrote a Christmas poem I cried twas so obscene DeVine, I followed you You bought a razor for Uncle Nick And a tie for Uncle Ty I want your secret tell me quick As what to get my cousin Rick Mr. I have it already guy Don’t worry for me Walt What I get, it ain't your fault It’s closing time for mall You have not shopped at all Grab a pole and to the toy shop we shall vault So PDV and me We hurdled high over shoppers Spitting at security coppers Bottoms skiding skating rink Our brows furrowed as to think What to get walt’s teeny boppers So in the toy store we arrived I said that commerce surely thrived The line from cheek to cheek Would have taken up a week All the way to the ginsu knives I lost track of Poet Devine But I heard a scream “no that’s mine!” Everyone ran for their shopping lives The toy clerks apt and able Left thus to end this fable Crying, "It's Christmas Eve Santa knows we believe" So we grabbed toys in our sacks And left a fifty on the table! Merry Christmas you'll find We stare out the window Cuz Walt got left behind Still playin Nintendo Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night deVine passes out gifts To all Poet's delight [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-27-2000).] |
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Celeste Senior Member
since 2000-11-11
Posts 597 |
*grinning* Now I need to go read hers! To capture and live a moment is truly living |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I think I am exhausted, now, Walt...now I KNOW I'm hanging with Sharon in the bookstore...grins to you...and a HO HO HO... (fixed an oops...) [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 11-27-2000).] |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Sure, that's really what happened...I believe you...whatever  Elizabeth  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
yuh yuh right... Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Hmmph! I don't spit!! LOL |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
PDV say it don't spray it yuh... Murry Christmas |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Don't listen to her Walt!! I've seen her spit PLENTY of times!! ---------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LOL I believe I believe...I belive I will shop online this year stay out of your way Ignore those who would clip your wings...fly ever upward...even if it means scorched wings |
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