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I ain't know Jim Carrey (literary value questionable)
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I ain't know Jim Carrey (literary value questionable) |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) 
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I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m cute Might I belong in an institute? My hair is all wavy My beard soaks up gravy I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m cute I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m funny It’s not like I am made out of money Actually it’s scary I ain’t no Jim Carrey I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m funny I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m witty Being married to me is more of a pity To listen in on my banter Swig brandy from decanter I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m witty I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m a good father When so quick to the fuse I am bothered It’s a serious thought That youth can’t be bought I don’t know why my wife thinks I’m a good father I don’t know why my wife thinks that I’m tops “it’s because he vacuums, sweeps, and mops!” I guess that I’m pretty I guess that I’m funny I guess that I’m witty Wipe a nose when runny I love it when she verbally window shops That’s my sweet wife, she sure makes me feel tops!! [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-24-2000).] |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Walt, I think it's your way with words. write on Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Weave_Watcher Junior Member
since 2000-11-18
Posts 21 |
Another great read awesome! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
thanks kethry and weave you are zee best |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Had to search for this one...glad I did.  Cute! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Delightful, Walt! I'm sure you are everything that she says you are (just the good things, of course...hehehe)!! Denise |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
bows bows i just write em how i think she sees em  |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Walt... don't know if you are aware of this fact... but Jum Carey seems a pretty normal guy next to you... hehe sorry... but I do so enjoy your poems... keep em coming... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I think I know....but I'm not telling...{~,^} Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Are you sure that she didnt get smacked up side her head at some point in her life? NAH I think he must just love you...cute |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Easy why she thinks that.....cause you IS!!!  |
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Rainydays Member
since 2000-10-21
Posts 324 |
Well, you know we all have our quirks. This is cute, clever and creative, Walt. Hmmm...maybe THAT'S it. "verbally window shops" is great. Rainy(days) |
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Poertree Senior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 1359UK |
awwwwwwwwww this is sweet my friend ... tell her from me she's lucky to have ya! oh and say hi to her as well from me - its been a while ....lol see ya soon P |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Oh Walty, I am so glad I found this! This is Terrific Walty and I echo Mike! Maree "If my words could blanket the skies and fill every corner and crevice of this earth, still this won't be enough" "Maree Russo" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well Way Out....your wife thinks I'm cute too! Now then, when she starts thinking Balladeer's cute, then ya got something to be concerned about...cuz, you know, you and me both are kinda damn cute....But ya gotta watch that Balladeer and Longjohn...both of their wives have cut them down to once a month, (which ain't so bad when ya consider they've cut some of Balladeer and Longjohn's friends off all together..)... |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
Toe, your wife is absolutely adorable wait a second there goes my beeper. oh toe be one minute.. thanks all!!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Walter....ya think my x wife's adorable? Ya want her?....With my alimony, or, at least what I give her a month, she could support you, your wife, her, and up to 10 kids? |
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