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Calling Dr Toerag
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Calling Dr Toerag |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia 
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This is a thanksgiving poem....I'm thankful I live in a different country from Toerag  . When you read the poem you'll know why  Calling Doctor Toerag I need a dose of charm I've heard that ladies hold their breath beneath your sweaty arm When you show your art the ladies, all will swoon I heard that when your poems start they color blue, the moon In your presence ladies faint. What is that? Forsooth! Is it that you bleed them dry with your single tooth Dr Toerag who are you? although you seem a hero in checking qualifications I found that you had zero I heard that when you pass by you're dazzled by the stares of the lovely ladies eyeing off your three long hairs I've heard you are a wonder I don't want to sound so mean I was simply wondering about your personal hygiene You're not a doctor, not at all but by the heavens above the way you reel those ladies in you could be doctor Love. < !signature--> Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford [This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 11-24-2000).] |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Very funny,  you do pose a good question. What does he have that all the females just can't get enough of?  |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
yes who is dr Toerag....you make me curious, is he a real ladykiller....omg... think that you captured him quite well, don't know him so good, but your words make me curious to know now. ((hugs)) Charisma |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kethry, I love these fun ones of yours, and this is excellant. Another one that makes me laugh like a drain. (Sort of gurgling noise, ) although in my case it's a lot louder. Great work as always.Take care Slushy Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Thanks everyone. See Toe I'm lining em up for you, now you owe me big time. Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
For those of you not in the know. There has been an ongoing (friendship) male bonding between Balladeer, Toerag and Long John Ag. As Toerag has called himself doctor see http:\\netpoets.com\pip\Forum42\HTML\002484.html and Long John is not here to defend see http:\\netpoets.com\pip\Forum42\HTML\000273.html I thought I would carry the flag until his return. Now wasn't that clear as mud? Be well Kethry< !signature--> Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford [This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 11-24-2000).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toerag a doc? That's a croc! He couldn't save a flea! The only reason they find him pleasin' Is curiosity! How can a guy With just one eye Be appealing to some? Everyone knows by holey clothes The guy is just a bum! But it is real He has appeal With ladies from the south Don't ask me why He's just a guy With a C-note in his mouth! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yassee how Balladeer picks on me?...and if I should, (by some very lucky slim chance) write something with the least bit of talent, he or Nan just erase me?.....whatta life! (ROTFLMAO AT BOTH KETHRY AND BALLY) [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-25-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toe... ya see this? *G* LJA gets to sit back and look innocent while Kethry does his dirty work for him! LOL Great job, Kethry. *S* Bal... But trying to get him to sing is a chore, no matter how clear the notes! LOL |
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