Open Poetry #11 |
response to LJA's Beware of Balladeer |
Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, here we go again...it seems That LongJohn's having silly dreams That if he scuttles Balladeer Roads to the ladies will be clear. All know by now this little sailor Is nothing but a puny failure When it's time for him to perform.. He isn't hot....not even warm! I treat the ladies with respect Not like they're boarded and shipwrecked He has a cannon but can't fire it No ammo for this little pirate. I'd like to thank the ladies here Who answered him defending 'deer. I won't forget you stood by me Against that act of piracy. LongJohn thinks gals come on to him? That light bulb's gotten pretty dim!! Why settle for a can of Spam When you can have a real ham??? Fran has no problem with her man So, LongJohn, just forget that plan. There's only been one time I fell And Lorelei swore she wouldn't tell!! |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling with delight* Let the games begin. You two are amazing to watch. More entertaining than tv ever could be. Then boys will be boys. *giggling* play one Mr. Balladeer. Much love and hugs from me to you. Love I leave with you my friend whether it be in your life or of yet the essense of your dreams. http://www.voy.com/7622/ http://www.powerpoems.com |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
The silver buck is on attack majestic one-- "What a rack!" The Balladeer 'pon jagged stone... never stag shall stand alone... He is the king-- of all regard... yanno? I YAM HIS BODYGUARD... (TOLD YA...watchin' yer back...) |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
OUCH!!! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
'Deer, fifteen -love, advantage server. ROFL and loved it. Keth Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
Boys... whatever will we do about you guys? Laugh our butts off, thats what! What a riot, I really enjoyed it! *Krista Knutson* I'm a slow dying flower In a frost-killing hour The sweet turning sour and untouchable... -Natalie Merchant |
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Cperazzi Junior Member
since 1999-12-13
Posts 34Texas |
Not so fast Keth...look out for the next volley...it's a comin and I for one can't wait. What a nice way to end the day having a good laugh. Cindi [This message has been edited by Cperazzi (edited 01-05-2001).] |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
The "MAN" has spoken...all else is mere words! Chuckles here Big B...defended well! jwesley |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
now with speed the match is done and indeed the best buck won and Frannie smiles! ROTFLMAO |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Methinks the skunk is sunk!!! Cute! |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Touche' my friend. Don't let that pirate get one ounce of sleep thinkin he has ya by the bards. Excellent!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... oh how I love to watch a good game ... nice comback Balladeer! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
'Deer love, didn't I know that you'd scupper his yacht. And you did it soooooo stylishly as always. Well I needed a smile, and this has given me one. Take care Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
"I treat the ladies with respect" Yes, you do!! that and a quality a lot of men lack - kindness! Thank you! "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
When they can have a real ham!!! he he I love it. Maybe it'll teach dear old pirate John not to get into a pee fight with a skunk..... |
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Beverley Member
since 2000-07-09
Posts 97England |
What a great poem I laughed my socks off Thanks for the chuckles Stone walls do not a prison make Nor iron bars a cage Minds innocent and quiet take That for a hermitage If I have freedom in my love And in my s |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
One muscle is all you, 'Deer, used, To wield your pen of quick abuse. And which muscle was in what you wrought? The only one that you use a lot! Yournickname describes your usual state, Very horny, randie, and a bit irate. Somehow, "Stag" seems to say it all, You do better alone when the rut calls. But you toe the line when Fran is there, The horns are retracted with speedy care. Yet you're still a devil, (Watch out lasses, He's always quick with inept passes). Mike - great response to my poem. I've really missed our good natured ripostes. As always, I consider you a great poet (and a keel-hauling, timber-shivering scalawag). |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
whooohooo.....oh my...I can't hide it..but I like the repost....oh my.. LNGJ....like the devil in Balladeer Charisma |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Thank you, Charisma - at last - I can see that there really ARE people in here with class and discerning taste. I was beginning to wonder - heh |
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