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a ditty for LJA
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a ditty for LJA |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458
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LJA wants poetry Sad when it comes from me I'm not a poet or anything close But since I love him deeply I'll pen a post. I'm going to write about things you might not know Like how he snores and wiggles to and fro. How he like his bed tight and neat Cause he's afraid of what will get his feet. He has a tickle spot on his back He keeps his ties in a rack. He'll eat anything cold and canned He sure is a tough kind of a man. He likes his women soft and sleek But in him there isn't much that is meek. His bathroom is clean, neat and tidy He wear his little whitey-tighties. He likes to channel surf the TV He doesn't like to share it with me. His love is deep undying and true And now I say..."from guess who". |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
You told everybody about my whitie-tighties??? How could you??? beet red face You aren;t going to write about my love of your soft sweet ________ are ya??? (I put the line blank in there because, if I had said "_______", that lil PRUDE Karilea would have deleted it and made the sentence sound even worse!!!!) As for my channel surfing - I can't help being a man... and you channel surf a lot faster than me - all I'm looking for is T's & A's, while you look for those and cute ________! So there! BTW - I love you so very much and I'm gonna ________ when I get home today - lol [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 12-09-2000).] |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
NAN!!!! we need your erasor in here I think..he said the N word..is it allowed? now talk about who is embarrsed... [This message has been edited by Lorelei54 (edited 12-08-2000).] |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I think it's wonderful that you are a loving faithful spouse. The pirate captain has trained you well! Wonder what Balladeer will have to say about those little whitey-tighties.  |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Nan was otherwise occupied....I HAVE AN ERASER TOO... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
This tells me MUCH more about LongJohn than I ever wanted to know!!!!  They still call diapers whitey-tighties?? |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Oh, boy!!!!!!!!!! Someone is going to be edited but I sure got a blush from this one!!!!!!!! What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the words I have read in my life. Walt Whitman |
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