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Seasons (haiku) (response to Tara's much lovelier poem)
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Seasons (haiku) (response to Tara's much lovelier poem) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Seasons over fire Kitties turning on the spit 'Cats'up works for me Winter is too cold Must then use the microwave Kitty popcorn snacks Spring the traps close fast As kitties go running by Barbeque time nears Summertime outdoors Catfish and kitties caught fresh Surf and turf is great Fall of angry fists As Pandora catches me Fooling with her cat I hate getting whupped By the Kitty Patron Saint, Saint Pandora. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You Rascal! Here was this tender title and I thought "oh Good, a NICE one from LJA" and BAM! what hit's my nose but kittie's claws because they're trying to get off the darn spit! You bamboozler, you! Karilea When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
LngJhnAg, LoLoL.. If I ever have a kitty.. remind me to NOT bring it to Passions  hehe. I have to agree with Sunshine.. you had me fooled as well.. but that is ok.. I am smiling yet again  ~~Tara aka rp25 :o) |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Someone.....QUICK.......take away his chef's hat....the boy can't cook anyway according to the ladies of lost ports. ROFL @ you and your eating habits. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Love these! Very Funny.  -SEA |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
JngJhnAg, You have a well developed sense of humor. Do you go to the gym for that too? Fun poem enjoyed. Sy |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Too many kitties Vote for Kitty Controller LngJhn is our MAN Too many kitties Our neighborhood needs LngJhn Texas Bar B Q |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL! Oh LngJhn ... what ARE we going to do with this fetish of yours?!?! Ack! Great haiku's, but ... ~*~ Stop roasting Kitties I'm getting a complex here Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! ~*~ Best wishes, /Kit |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Heh heh heh - Did anybody notice that the lil trouble seeker, Pandora, didn't get anywhere near this poem because I hid it so well? Thank you all for your sympathetic feelings toward those sly, kitchen-counter-slinking, hairball-spitting, furniture-shredding, back-alley-yowling critters. It is wonderful having allies who won't tell Pandora about my exploits. Thany you, one and all. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 10-04-2000).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You may hate getting whupped... but you'd better be prepared for a whuppin' if Pandora finds this ... ahem... hidden offering! LOL. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
bumping this so Pandora gets a look see. LJ you are incorrigible(you like that, it's my word for today) Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I'm not worried about getting whupped by Pandora because I outsmarted her and didn't let on that this poem is about kitty kicking. She may THINK she has intimidated me, but I know now that she is very easy to fool because she is just a girl, and girls are especially trusting that way. *swaggering around giving all the men high fives* |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
So you like flat cats too.... but can I drive? You ratbag, watch out for the kitty lovers.. they're passionate about their pussy cats. see ya around, Linda Munday |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Linda! Maybe we can take turns driving. lol - It's so nice to see your name pop up here. Thank you. |
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