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Down Memory Lane with Toerag.............#5
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Down Memory Lane with Toerag.............#5 |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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In celebration of Toerag's backward return, here's a little blast from the past so our new members can see what kind of person Toe really is....  Toerag and his wife went back last week To the town where they grew up. They hadn't been there in 40 years Since Toe was a little pup. Toe walked around and smiled a lot As good old thoughts came back. He laid down under the tavern porch And peeked up through the crack. Toward afternoon, they walked a field Quite full and rich with corn. Toe's wife said, "Toe, you see that fence? That's where our love was born." "When we were only seventeen You leaned me on that fence, Made love to me for the first time... And you ain't done it since!" "Let's do it again," she said. "Right now Let's go and reminisce. Take me like that one more time And let's recall that bliss!" Toe leaned her back against that fence And then he dropped his drawers. The sight drove all the cows away And killed a bunch of flowers. So they made love. They started slow But, in no time at all, They went into a frenzy as They answered passion's call. She tore at him! He tore at her! They screamed their names out loud! They scratched and clawed and bit as sweat Poured freely off each brow. This sad display went on and on 'Till, with a final shout, They both fell down upon the ground Completely all wiped out. A small boy had been watching as That whole sad scene unwound Then up the hill he ran to see The geezers on the ground. "Boy, you old folks are something else! You really shook the walls! When you were young, I'll bet you two Were like wild animals!" Toe looked up sadly with his wife Still passed out at his side And said, No, son. Back then that fence Was not electrified!!!" |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Geeze, Mike...that last line is what got me cacklin. Must be showing my age or something, as I recall the back-n-forth poetry from LongJohn, Toerag, and you way back when...hmmm...must've been a year or so ago that it all started...if not a bit more. Thanks for the memories, and glad that Toe is back among us for a while.  |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Thank you so much for introducing Toerag to us new members. I know understand why he only thinks of you when he is on the toilet. At first I thought you were just jealous because he could last so long. But the last line cleared that up. I'm still laughing!!! |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
Mr. Deer Again you've got me ROFL. This was excellent. I can't get enough of your poetry. Everything you write seems to be a jewel. Weather it's a funny one or one that brings a tear; I look forward to reading them all Mr. Deer. Garfield |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Alicat....yep, it's been a year and, in some ways, it seems like we've been doing it forever! Those two are the greatest to mix it up with. Glad you enjoyed....  inot2B...Toerag lasting a long time. His girl calls him her gold medal man 'cause he always finishes first!  Thanks for reading garfield...thank you for one of the most wonderful compliments I have received. I appreciate it very much and I'm glad you enjoy my little offerings.....and please....call me Bal |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
ROFL , Oh My *Blush*   Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
That was very entertaining. Thanks for the insight. Melton |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
This is the funniest thing I have ever been privy to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kathleen |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Is this a true story? Liz |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Kethry, Melton & Rose.....thanks for enjoying it! Liz...yep, sure is. Toe won't talk about it, though. He gets de-fence-ive |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
this had me laughing out loud at work, on my lunch break, of course! Very funny, Deer. Corinne |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
'Deer - thank you for posting this TRUE story of Toerag. I think this may be the only time Toe's partner has ever moved from anything Toe did. I heard the reason he is so scarce around here anymore is that, to be amorous in the shower, he tried putting up an electric fence there, too! |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
'Deer, I often wondered about this guy that so many talked about but he never showed his face. Now I know why! Had a great laugh. Dee |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
YOUR A MEANIE.....BUT I DON'T GET EVEN..I GET AHEAD |
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