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I AM (doreen's sister's bit of humor)
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I AM (doreen's sister's bit of humor) |
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diane New Member
since 2000-04-30
Posts 1 |
"I AM" I am hungry and fat. I wonder if I have an ice cream sandwich in the freezer. I hear the freezer door. I see nothing. I want an ice cream sandwich! I am hungry! I pretend I'm not hungry. I feel HUNGRY!!! I touch my stomach. I worry that it's fat. I cry "ICE CREAM SANDWICH, DAMMIT!" I am hungry and fat. I understand THERE IS NO ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE FRIGGIN' FREEZER! I say "DRAT!" I dream of the day I can eat ice cream sandwiches til the cows come home. I try to eat -- a carrot. I hope all the skinny people drop dead of some sickening debilitating disease. I am hungry and fat. -diane, written in response to this challenge 1999 original blue page |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
ROFL!!! I remember when this was first posted and how much I laughed....now I read it again....and...um....I'm just thankful I can touch type without needing to breathe.... *cackles* Whew...um..uh...hehehehehe....*snortles*... I'm very glad I'm one of them there hollow-legged people...the type that dieters hate.  Alicat, the Persnikitty |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...this is too funny!!! I remember it from before and laughed as much reading it today as I did then! Your sister has a wonderful sense of humor....I'm sending a special card!!!  |
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DestinysCharm Member
since 2000-04-28
Posts 90 |
LOL...This is grand never thought I would find one like this in this challenge, excellent job now I think I will go have some ice cream *smiles* |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
ROTFL..this was perfect! *tears* I think I am craving an icecream sandwich. Ali..it is always the men who have the hollow leg..lol. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Oh, man, my sides are aching here! This is perfect and, as soon as my girlfriend finishes her ice cream, I'm gonna have her read it!!  |
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desperado Member
since 1999-05-24
Posts 312FT Hood,Tx |
this was a riot! hehehe =-)  ) ;-P loved it! |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL Diane! I don't like ice cream but understand the desire to eat things that make you fat --------give me potatoes and butter and sourcream, hehe. Loved this. netswan |
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