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I Feel Like Being Mean Today
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I Feel Like Being Mean Today |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! 
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Today I feel like being mean I've been nice too long I just feel like going out and doing something wrong Like going to a ritzy restaraunt to have a couple smokes Then putting ex-lax in the soda machine just as a little joke Then I'll go the bathroom and throw all the paper in And when they clean it all up I'll do it all again This may be a nasty thing to do I know how it may seem But that's just the way I feel today I feel like being mean |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Yikes! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Not JC, today, I fear...naughty Jeffrey here instead! (Don't worry, they tell me I'm a little moody too...) Laughs. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Heh go ahead ... I don't drink soda ... and I'm amune to ex-lax ... Now if you did something to the coffee ... I'd give you the double wammy  Rex}>{{{{o> |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL LOL Jeffrey - you tell them, and I agree with Rex - I don't use soda, and hopefully, don't use the men's room and if I find the exlax in my coffee, I will start singin "a huntin' we will go" netswan-) |
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SilverTongue New Member
since 2000-04-18
Posts 8 |
I LOVE it! Now I, being an avid soda drinker, would have to lock myself in the little girls room for quite some time. Right now I am having a bad morning(its 1 AM as i type) as I cant sleep and your little ditty cheered me up |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Me thinks you're knocked off Santa's good list this year with your little confession....Mr. Naughty!!G* I would say shame on you...but you got a giggle outta me, and I needed that about now!!! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Jeffrey, You go get'em tiger just please DON"T touch the coffee pot. Cerenity |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL .... Thanks for the chuckles, Jeffrey ...... "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind." Maxwell Maltz |
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Jamie Dawg Junior Member
since 2000-03-25
Posts 35 |
i think we've all had days like these! I just hope its only a poem! LOL  |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
-Jeff You go on with your bad self! LOL This was really funny and made me laugh. Thanks!AMY ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~ |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
JC, what about loosening the tops to the salt, pepper and sugar jars. But before you leave ask for a full class of water put a napkin on the top and flip it over onto the table it wont leak. Change the signs to the the mens and ladies bathroom as soon as their occupied, or put both on the same door... to the laneway. and................. Well you'll get over it.... good laugh. |
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SorrowsMystress Member
since 2000-04-01
Posts 178I'm a wanderer, a nomad...I don't live in one particular area, Just wherever I end up. |
This is a wonderful poem!!!! I totally feel like being mean today too...but I'll be nice to you, cuz you did some good work here, and I'd like to give credit where it's deserved....Bravo....loved it! "It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
This is mean??? Oh..emh...I do it just for entertainment! What can I tell ya.....sick sense of humour Marina [This message has been edited by Marina (edited 04-18-2000).] |
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hsystems Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 319Murray, UT, USA |
Excellent, Jeffrey! Can I join ya? While we're at it, we can make some prank phone calls..."is your refrigerator running?" LOL! I love you, man!  Troy Beautiful, Thought-Provoking Poetry http://www.h-systems.net/p1.htm |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Thanks guys, After that I went to the supermarket and switched boxes on the toothpaste and preparation h....hehehe! Jeffrey |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Back to the top for me 'cause I feel like being mean....hahaha.....hhohohoho......hehehe  |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Hey! Nobody liked my preparation H joke? How dare you....lol Guess I'll have to go back to the top again....hehehe. Jeffrey |
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Compgirl Member
since 2000-02-19
Posts 85USA |
hahahahahaha....just don't put gum on the seat... |
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Songbird Member Elite
since 1999-12-15
Posts 2184Missouri |
I really like this, though I cannot tell you why...perhaps it is because I have days like this too, and just writing about it is safer than then acting it out..Excuse me while I go swish my husband's toothbrush in the toliet! |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
And I thought I was mean.....Man that is sickeninly mean....ROFLMAO Jeffrey |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
lol - you stirred them up with this one! Corinne |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Let's see if we can stir up any more trouble! HEHEHE |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, I've always found that mixing super-glue with someone's Preparation H and rigging vibrators to get stuck on HIGH does wonders for my disposition. |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
One of my x-beau was named trouble. You could stir him up for me anytime you're feeling mean. I would appreciate it. Honest go ahead. MEAN yourself out for me! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
For the Balladeer--a vibrator stuck on high will do wonders for ANYBODY'S disposition... |
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WhiteNite Member
since 2000-04-09
Posts 241Montgomery, AL |
Man... I've had those days where I'm, tired of being the "nice guy" that always gets used as a shoulder and never gets the chicks, and decided I wantd to be an ..... bad person. =) But this is extreem... remind me not to eat in that place. "Don't let your character get camoflaged with your environment. Find who you are and let it stay in its true colors." --Rachel Joy Scott |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
.gif) OOOOHHHH No, I go on vacation for a few days and look what happens....lol this is way to funny Good work!!Hold me for yesterday Kiss me for tomorrow But love me for today. |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Could someone tell me a joke please I really need to laugh. All my love, Jeffrey |
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