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We need Some Laughter around here...everyone join and add to this!
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We need Some Laughter around here...everyone join and add to this! |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart 
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( I felt we at passions needed to lighten up and laugh a little!) Once upon a time, A group of people came together to laugh, Have fun, write some poetry, There was a king who would dance naked, And a queen who laughed at everything, They both were looking for something funny, To make them laugh everyday, So once day there came.... (NEXT PERSON) [This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (edited 04-29-2000).] |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
Then one day there camm... A man looking to play the jesters part but everytime he tried to laugh he would always....lol I lie awake in a world filled with dreams, but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
He would always sneeze and fall down on the floor The king would ask for his towel and the queen would ask for some air. . . "No more dear Jester!! No more!!" Then the Jester.. . ------------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Then the jester drove a old bug Around the village square Then all the people gathered 'round Everyone was there Then out of the trunk (Which, as we know, is in the front) The jester reached deep inside And pulled out a purple... (hehehe) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde |
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ESP Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
The jester pulled out a purple crash helmet and declared that he was now going to do some stunts on a new invention known as a motorbike. So he put on his purple crash helmet and started the motorbike's engine. Then... "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight." |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
So he put on his purple crash helmet and started the motorbike's engine. Then... He woke up from this funny dream still drunk, after sleeping in the hay cart he tried to jump with his mule. The mule was still there with him and it was looking at him with a strange smile on its face. Whats with you mule..... next..... [This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 04-29-2000).] |
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Aimster Member Elite
since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297Charlotte, NC |
whats with you mule? are you just going to sit there...fine i will take my magic wand and zap you with it and turn you into a flying car that will carry me to my destination...and then we will.... |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
So he waved his magic wand, The mule didn't respond, There he was unhooked from the cart, Seems the mule ate too many beans, He let a big F_ _ _!!!! It blasted the town, Blew the people down, People everywhere were gasping , Gasping for fresh air, And the mule turned into a clown.... The wand was waved again.... (Next) |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Coincidentally he turned into a rat named Ben He said to himself, this town needs some action A wave of the wand, then he was Michael Jackson Danced down the street He helped the people to their feet Kept grabbing his wand…….. Next…. |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
He helped the people to their feet Kept grabbing his wand…….. The wand waved back and forth and all around -- and it quit working or so it seemed, but the naked king knew its secret chant to work again, but his notes on this he left in his NEXT PLEASE |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
but his notes on this he left in his pocketed underwear back at the castle so he tried his memory that he thought was sharp and the next thing he knew he was naked on a stage with the Rolling Stones... ~next~ |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
with the Rolling Stones old rangy stoned bones covered over with Spanish moss hard wrinkles from too much gloss well, the Stones just rolled over him used to be fat, now he's thin a part of him is long and skinny and i'm not talking about his weenie.... {next} |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
oh this is too funny..you guys are killing me!! please continue!! |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
and I am not talking about his weenie as that would be long, flat and skinny The kind stretched back into shape and searched for the wand that somehow escaped With fear at the destiny of the world he found the wand in the hands of LOL YOU GUYS next |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
He found the wand in the hands of a girl She looked innocent, with long hair that curled Quickly she ran sticking her tongue at the band Blending with thousands of people Then delivering the wand to Dr Evil The fans were chanting for hours Bring us Austin Powers |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
but all they got was mini-me the clown of powers walking on all three pointing a wand and (next) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
--a mini-wand-- (I'm nearly sick...) still, it's just a little prick... |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
it's a little prick - in a secret spot of the wand - that has the chant "This wand won't work unless the King puts on his pants!" The crowd was roaring for austin powers who never showed his face Well what'd ya expect? The crowd finally settled for the mini- clown, Rex who waved the wand high and chanted to the sky NEXT |
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Blondie Member
since 1999-08-06
Posts 307Ohio |
He chanted to the sky: "Pants oh Pants my dear King, put away that little thing!" "We see you were not blessed, but please don't get distressed." "Your wife is happy I see, and you obviously can go pee." "So.... [This message has been edited by Blondie (edited 05-01-2000).] |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..... P L U R B U S ..... ... U N U M M M M M M ... ~ ... B R I N G the K I N G ... his F R I U T of the L O O M M ~ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..... P L U R B U S ..... ... U N U M M M M M M ... ( next ) darn ... beat to the punch [This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 05-01-2000).] |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..... P L U R B U S ..... ... U N U M M M M M M ... we've lost the trail, we've forgotten where we started-unummmmm, "What are we going to do-unummmm," said the king to his queen-unummmm, and they both did a jig, around the kings wig, and the jester he squeeled like a pig... (next) |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Oink! Oink! And ate the last fig That sound reminded Unummmmm of a strange thing Realizing she was shagging the wrong king She fainted and fell Which released her from the spell Historians did tell Unummmmm you were controlled by a smell Then from behind her a finger did touch As a familiar voice said" thank you thank you very much" Elvis is in the building And he wasn't a phony but the real thing The girls were at lust as he did his pelvic thrust But the crowds dropped their jaws They couldn't believe what they saw Then Elvis looked down with a glance Realizing he had no pants To late he couldn’t hide it They all seen his bald privates Now everyone has learned He keeps his pubic for his sideburns And the crowd began to chant Elvis put on your pants Then winds circled the room Followed by a gigantic boom |
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kaleidoscope Junior Member
since 2000-01-10
Posts 38 |
And then, suddenly, from the back of the titillated thirteen year old crowd, a little boy hollered out loud - "mommy, these people have no clothes on!" And she, nodding in silent assent, took his hand, and quietly led him back home. ~ ~ ~ And they lived happily forever after. ~ ~ ~ The End. |
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