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Did Somebody Lose A Gauntlet ? (Response to LgnJhnAg's " No Women Are Allowed"" |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I've little use for gauntlets they do not fit my hooves And less the need to taunt yet when it comes to moves No jest , this is a sure bet you bozos stand to lose The ladies know you're all wet with this nonsense that you spew While on the other hoof I am suave and debonair and not a bit uncouth My abilities are rare I attempt not to decieve Nor enveil in any way My heart is on my sleeve for all time on display With one part that's adorned for my dear departed mother The rest doth true profess my affection for another And therein lies my claim for this title that you seek Not for glory or for fame now behold the truth I speak For there is no known cure magic lotion , pill , or salve That can sway the human will to aquire what we can't have [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-07-2000).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
A gauntlet eh? I'm not inclined to pick up gauntlets (although a sock or a pair of undies don't escape my eye). Good poem. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL...good!! I like this...and you know I use a little mousse every day in my hair!  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Moose, it might "behoove" you Not to stand so tall Or else I might remove you And mount you on the wall. Don't try to sweet talk ladies With all that foolish blarney. By taking just one look at you They see you're just horny. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
PDV . Why ,I am so glad you enjoyed , it sure is good to be back . Doc Balladeer , Your comments hold some grain of truth, oh great Balladeer . Were such to be combined with youth , I'd indeed have much to fear . It has been said by Lgn Jhn Ag , ye may be long of tooth . Not one for minding warning flags , I say this now forsooth . Perhaps your pen and rapier wit , out here may hold much sway. But when into the "Stute" you're writ , we'll have a field-day . With rules we there play fast and loose , indeed it has been done . No fool , this moose , at long , long last , with you we'll have some fun ! Paging Nurse Cratchit , Nurse Cratchit please report to admissions . Nurse Cratchit to admissions please ... Ar,Lgn Jhn Ag y'scalliwag , ye have nothin' t'fear. We'll hoist this stag by his own petard , what goes by name o'deer. So come ashore t' the port o"stute", we'll get ye a visiter's pass . We've stores e'nuff o'grog an fruit , and many a spunky lass ! Me source tells me it just might be ye've dealt with "Deer' afore. Course if yer found certifiably , we'll make room fer one more ! Doc |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Golly Geez, you woke me from a sound sleep after it took me hours counting all those sheep. I herded them all in knowing they'd be needed then to your intercom call I awoke and heeded. What's the emergency do we have some guests, do we have new recruits that need comfy nests? |
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