Put The Toilet Seat UP!! (an ode to men)

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Jone
Junior Member

since 2000-02-05

Posts 41

0 posted 2000-06-04 02:07 PM

Every day we listen and hear,
To the women droan on and on in our ear.
They tell us how we are slobs, and we just don't care.
They say, "Put the toilet seat down before I pull out my hair".

But now i think, what is this here?
Is this equality we speak of so dear???
For when a man goes and sees the toilet seat down,
He just lifts it up without making a sound.

Women, instead, when discovering it up,
Make fusses and noises like they are just blowing up.
Does this make sense, who understands,
Why are things this way, when we walk up to the can?

I must say instead, it would be easier if,
Instead of the seat down, it were up instead.
For when the women walk in and see the seat up,
They can put it down, it's not like it's made of lead.

But, however, if when they walk in,
They are overjoyed to see the seat down.
You see, though, they did not realize,
The true lazyness of a man, oh no, he deserves the crown.
For when the woman sat down, instead of pleasure she felt,
Something cold and wet on the seat,
For her butt is now covered with "dribble" from when she sat down.

MagnoliaBlue
Member

since 2000-05-12

Posts 367

1 posted 2000-06-04 02:19 PM

wow a poem about the seat
how neat
who cares if its up or down
just move it when you come around
it is like the old debate
about the paper and your mate
who cares if it rolls over or down
life is too short to clown around
just both venture into that little room
enter the shower together and bloom
you will discover you dont want to fight
only to make love with all your might..

Good luck with the seat at your house.
Mblue

Sorry just a quickie little verse....
could have been worse. LOL

brian madden
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since 2000-05-06

Posts 4374
ireland

2 posted 2000-06-04 04:46 PM

LOL You told them why we put the seats down that was suppose to a secret. anyway funny poem. thanks for the laugh.

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Sven

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since 1999-11-23

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3 posted 2000-06-04 05:19 PM

Isn't that why they invented the seat that AUTOMATICALLY lowers itself when it gets put up?!?!

Great poem. . . thanks for the laugh!!!

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SpitFire
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since 2000-04-19

Posts 2396

4 posted 2000-06-04 05:23 PM

~Heehee,...too funny. Thanks for the laughs. I also enjoyed Magnolia Blue's reply. Hey,...who cares? You know? *Peace.

Honeybee
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since 1999-12-26

Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA

5 posted 2000-06-04 05:53 PM

Omigod - this is priceless. LMAO! Thanks for the laugh. I loved the ending, I don't think that I'll ever nag a guy again about putting the seat down

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee

Jana Tovey
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since 2000-05-30

Posts 257
USA

6 posted 2000-06-04 08:23 PM

I have experienced the renderings of a non-lifting toilet seat man(boys, actually). It ain't a warm and fuzzy feeling. Especially in the middle of the night.

Hilarious poem...a real universal topic!

Elizabeth

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since 1999-06-07

Posts 6871
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7 posted 2000-06-04 10:44 PM

LOLOLOL....very cute, made me giggle...

Elizabeth

And this I say to you: why? Why? Just tell me why, so I can understand. Why?

poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25

Posts 2646
Arkansas

8 posted 2000-06-05 11:32 AM

Yack...nothing worse than sitting down, and suddenly feeling wetness on your "should be" dry cheeks, obviously the leftovers of someone with poor aim! Eeewww! Nothing worse that is, except falling completely into the bowl because someone left the seat up!!! ROFLMAO Very cute poem!

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