Mission: Impossible Dating Service

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Open Poetry #7

Mission: Impossible Dating Service

hippie_teen
Junior Member

since 2000-05-18

Posts 18
Escondido, CA, USA

0 posted 2000-05-19 06:56 AM

Mission Impossible Dating Service
“We’ll find you a date, while you sit back and wait!”

Here’s the profile of “hippie_teen:”
Brown hair, brown eyes and not quite “lean.”
3-year boozer,
4-year loser
And his language is obscene

Emotionally unstable, his family caused him that,
But it doesn’t help matters, that he’s ugly and fat.
And though his friends “don’t care,”
He knows that they all stare,
He thanks the Lord for internet chat!

He finally dropped out freshman year,
With no prospect future career.
He has nothing to offer anyone,
And his common form of having fun
Consists of drinking beer.

A very depressed, young child.
It’s been a while since he last smiled.
He’s pretty much a loner,
A sophisticated stoner.
But once had a side, quite wild.

To contact this boy, so blue;
Well, you should know what to do.
He hopes to get e-mail,
From that one special female,
Who knows, that girl could be you!

[email protected]

(What a shameful poem! Ladies and gentlemen, I have insulted the art of poetry, and I apologize....

)

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

1 posted 2000-05-19 07:47 AM

Well I'm not looking for a date but I thought this was creative and who knows it might work...or it might not. James

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