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PhaerieChild
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0 posted 2000-05-11 01:57 AM


Keeping the Muse Amused

My muse had left (I thought she died)
She came back real late last night.

When I had posed the inevitable question,
She simply said she'd gone on vacation.

She said she needed to explore the world,
Take time to herself, let the wings unfurl.

To find new avenues of rhyme and prose,
As well as shop for some brand name clothes.

She'd been to Rome and travelled to France.
Went to Spain to learn Flamenco dance.

She partied hearty in ol' Mexico
And gambled for a week in Monte Carlo

Spent some time in the land of Oz,
And took pictures of prints of kangaroo paws.

Went on to Africa's Serengeti Plains
And romped alongside big cats with manes.

Flew off to New Zealand and tasted some fruit
Kiwi it's called and then on to Beirut

From U.S. to Europe, to Asia, and more.
Learning of rhyme and the clothing stores.

She's a jet set lady, winging about,
Conquering the world with poetic clout.

But what bugged me most, as she unpacked her grip,
Was "How in the world did she finance that trip?"

By: Wild Child  5/10/00


 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho



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Sven
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1 posted 2000-05-11 02:05 AM


Why, with your credit card of course!  LOL

This was great Wild Child!!  Perhaps everyone's muse was at a Muse Convention somewhere and they came back and gave all of us what for!!  

Excellent!!

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Jeffrey Carter
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2 posted 2000-05-11 02:14 AM


I was wondering what happened to my bank account...lol

Great post wildchild

All my love,
Jeffrey

 I lie awake in a world filled with dreams,
but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep


bobbycat
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3 posted 2000-05-11 02:16 AM


Oh, my....*laughs*  what a great story!  You sure my muse didn't go along with yours?  I seem to be missing one!  

Bobbycat =^..^=

PhaerieChild
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4 posted 2000-05-11 02:43 AM


Sven...couldn't be my credit card. I keep that pretty well maxxed out LOL. Convention? That's possible. Muses are such funny creatures sometimes.

Jeffrey...so sorry to hear she may have seduced you into giving up your bank account access   or maybe she seduced a sexy bank employee lol


Bobbycat....now I'm not sure she went alone. She probably had to have help with her larceny so.... did you check the jails lol

and for all of you....thanks for the great replies

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho



hsystems
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5 posted 2000-05-11 02:45 AM


WildChild - thank you for the gift of laughter!  This poem really gave me a lift, and I needed it tonight.


Troy

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Bacardi747
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6 posted 2000-05-11 03:52 AM


i must say i am impressed by this journey across the world......if only we could all be as lucky as to have this joy....thanks for your time on mine....much oblige

Trent

 

CSwtThng
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7 posted 2000-05-11 04:11 AM


Vert fun poem! Makes me ready for a vacation.
angelswing
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8 posted 2000-05-11 04:16 AM


Well that's what the missus will do to you if you not careful, nick all your money and do a runner only to come back begging forgiveness, A hilarious poem, I loved every line of it .
L.of.L. Tom .


 With poetry as your weapon - express your iner feelings so all may carry your sorrow, united as one .

PhaerieChild
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9 posted 2000-05-11 04:20 AM


Troy... I'm glad I could lift your spirits a little. Email me if you need a friend. ((((Hugs))) to you.


Bacardi747...interesting name. I like it. It would be fun to be world travellers. At least life would never be dull.

CSwtThng...a vacation sounds great!


Tom...you snuck in while I was posting. Yeah that's the way it goes. Us women eh? LOL


Thanks to you all for taking the time to reply. ((((hugs)))) to ya'll< !signature-->

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho




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tracie66
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10 posted 2000-05-11 05:42 AM


.....LOL this was soo good  
Thanks for the most enjoyable read.
Tracie~


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It is the harmony of the universe



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11 posted 2000-05-11 06:53 AM


WildChild~
How delightfully amusing.
Those little muses do have a mind
of their own, don't they.
Enjoyed very much.
~*Marge*~


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PhaerieChild
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12 posted 2000-05-11 01:04 PM


tracie66....glad you enjoyed it

Marge....yes they do have a mind of their own, sorta like teenagers. Never know what's gonna happen and it's hard to keep 'em home.


Thanks for reading.

 Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream.

Shawna R. Holder
Boise, Idaho



WhtDove
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13 posted 2000-05-11 10:22 PM


Shawna!!! It's good to see you posting again    Now that your muse has returned, I hope we get to see more? Do we?

LOL I loved the poem....*hugs* miss ya  

Tramp Poet
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14 posted 2000-05-12 02:00 AM





here, here WhtDove!
About time sister mine!
What no moonlight Harley rides???
Thanks for a chuckle or three...


  bleeding...

"Tis ink coming from his arm,
Captain!"


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