Open Poetry #7 |
Shoe Obsession (repost) *Something Silly For Nan!* |
Alwye
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There once was a silly girl I knew, Who had quite an obsession with shoes! Tennis, sparkled, chunk heels alike, Even shoes that said "Goooo Vikes!" Red, yellow, shades of purple too, My lord, her closet was such a zoo! On no occasion will her feet be bare, Because, oh my gosh, she has 56 pairs! Once I asked her, "Mandy, why?" And she responded with a sigh, "Well Krista, the answer is plain, Shoes are what keep this girl sane!" The years went by and the shoes increased, Jeez, will the pile of shoes ever cease? By the very ripe old age of twenty four, Her shoes reached from ceiling to floor! The saddest part, I regret to say, Is that Mandie went missing on that day. She was kidnapped, some people believe, But I think she drowned in a shoe filled sea! < !signature--> *Krista Knutson* "Lonliness is the human condition." *Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"* [This message has been edited by Alwye (edited 05-02-2000).] |
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Dusk Treader
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Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
ROFL, Ah, I love a little silliness! You sure you didn't mean "Zona" instead of "Mandy"? My mom has soooo many shoes? What is up with that? I got three pair, work shoes, normal shoes, sandles. Bingo, bango, boomo. That be it. LOL. Great poem Abrahm Simons "...Watching fate as it flows down the path we have chose" - Trent Reznor, "We're in this Together" |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
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Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
heheh perfect lil poem yuh o and thats my ripe old age hehehe 24 |
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ESP Member Elite
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Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
Lol....thanks for a good laugh! As for me, I am most comfortable bare foot but if I wear shoes, I wear very simple ones! Love and hugs, Lizzie "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight." |
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Denise
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ROFL Thanks for reposting this, Krista! Hillarious! Denise |
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daft Junior Member
since 2000-05-02
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Your poem was indeed funny, but it is somewhat true. I own at least 60 pairs of shoes, I can never have too many! hehe |
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Alwye
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Posts 3850In the space between moments |
lol, you guys are too funny! Thanks for the great comments! *Krista Knutson* "Lonliness is the human condition." *Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"* |
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Dawn Eclipse Senior Member
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Posts 637The Horsehead Nebula |
hehehehehe... Krissa, now you are the nutty peanut butter girl. LMAO. Great one! "Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying." Harry Anderson, "Night Court" *Cassandra Roseen* |
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Nan
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Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I love it... Thanks for the absurdity.. hehe... Ya know, I probably have as many shoes... Funny thing is - I go barefooted as much as possible.. |
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