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2dalimit
Member Elite

since 2000-02-08

Posts 2228
Mississippi coast

0 posted 2002-05-11 10:19 AM

Peter, Paul, and Mary needed a job
They were being interviewed
for the position left by Bob

Background checks, interviews, and tests were done
For the most loyal CIA assassin
Would be decided leaving only one

The next task is at your desecration
Do you have what it takes
To follow orders and don’t ask questions

Peter was given a gun and sent into a room
to shoot his lovely young wife.
He said No. I can not seal her doom

Paul was next to perform this dirty deed.
Although he tried, he couldn’t do it.
He walked away, this job he didn’t need.

Mary took the gun and headed to the door.
Shoot your husband, don’t ask questions.
To get this job requires this one chore.

Six shots were heard, not one was left in the gun
And then came banging and crashing against the wall.
They heard her say, this task is finally done.

The door slowly opened and as she stood there
She wiped the sweat from her brow…
Blanks were in the gun. I had to beat him with the chair.

coyote
Senior Member

since 2001-03-17

Posts 1077

1 posted 2002-05-11 11:27 AM

And a sturdy chair it was, Melton. lol
thanks.

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

2 posted 2002-05-11 11:41 AM

Now I understand your pen name. 2dalimit if I ever heard one. It was fun though. Joyce

pegasus111
Member Elite

since 2000-07-27

Posts 2219
ocala, fl, usa

3 posted 2002-05-11 11:58 AM

Holy Cow, Batman!! She chaired him...lol

the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost

wordancer
Senior Member

since 2000-07-30

Posts 809
VA

4 posted 2002-05-12 09:19 AM

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, she rocked his clock

IHOPoets, bringing poetic scribes together--

ellie LeJeune
Member Elite

since 2000-01-10

Posts 4156
King of Prussia, PA USA

5 posted 2002-05-12 05:07 PM

Ouch...chaired to death!!! What a way to go!

Trillium

Member Patricius

since 2001-03-09

Posts 12098
Idaho, USA

6 posted 2002-05-13 07:57 PM

I guess that's the end of Peter, Paul and Mary!! What a way to go!

Betty Lou Hebert

Moon Dust

Member Elite

since 1999-06-11

Posts 2177
Skelmersdale, UK

7 posted 2002-05-13 08:09 PM

I heard that one b4 but i like the way you put it

I'm wise enough now not to let cool get to me.

2dalimit
Member Elite

since 2000-02-08

Posts 2228
Mississippi coast

8 posted 2002-05-14 07:45 AM

Thank you all. It’s good to laugh.

Melton

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