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Limericks for Fun

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

0 posted 2002-05-02 02:40 PM

The farmer looking at his new daughter
Told his wife she shouldn't of oughter.
He'd wanted a son
To help get his work done.
"Too bad, Big Daddy,you've got her."

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When pretty Mary McNary
And her feller wanted to marry,
Her daddy said, "Take her,
And do not forsake her,
When you find Mary's very contrary."

_______

Jackie had lots of curiosity
And a smidgen or more of audacity.
So when he put in his thumb
And pulled out a plum,
His mama spanked his bombosity.

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Simple Susan was a tree hugger.
The logger wanted to slug her.
When she climbed up the tree,
Saying "You can't chop down me."
He pulled out his six-gun to plug her.

(Sorry.It's raining today and I can't get out to garden.)Joyce 05/02/02

2dalimit
Member Elite

since 2000-02-08

Posts 2228
Mississippi coast

1 posted 2002-05-02 02:51 PM

Thanks for the smiles.

Melton

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

2 posted 2002-05-02 04:23 PM

Joyce,
One guy happy here that you didn't get to the garden. Smiles indeed.

It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo!

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

3 posted 2002-05-02 04:35 PM

Thak you indeed, Melton and Larry. Joyce

Interloper

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-06

Posts 8369
Deep in the heart

4 posted 2002-05-02 05:19 PM

Big grins here

pegasus111
Member Elite

since 2000-07-27

Posts 2219
ocala, fl, usa

5 posted 2002-05-03 04:55 PM

The Brothers Grimm will never be the same..

the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost

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