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True Love |
2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Into McDonald’s I watched them stroll Holding hands, walking tall and bold. Just one combo meal was ordered And an extra cup, the old man muttered. He cut the burger right down the middle, She folded her hands and did not twiddle. He pour half his drink into the cup, Divided the fries, and he began to sup. I thought that they may be poor So, I asked, “May I buy you more?” He said, No son, you don’t understand. We’ve been married 50 years, this is our plan. Our entire marriage has been fifty-fifty. “Congratulations”, I said. “That’s rather nifty.” I turned to her, said, “Now you can eat yours.” Oh no, she replied. It’s his turn with the dentures. |
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ellie LeJeune Member Elite
since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156King of Prussia, PA USA |
I love it!!!! Thank you for this very funny lesson in love!!!Ellie A friend hears the song in my heart, and sings it to me when my memory fails. |
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Joyce Johnson
since 2001-03-10
Posts 9912Washington State |
This is too funny and cute. I lvoed it. Joyce |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
This was hilarious, what a great job you did on this one. Thanks for the laugh! ~*~ Carpe' Diem ~*~ |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
ellie… I’m glad I could bring you a smile. Yes, true love means sharing. Thanks. Joyce… Thank you. I’m happy you liked it. Mysteria… Thanks for the response. Laughter is good for the soul. Melton |
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Hehehehehehe 2d ~ Lovin' this one, kind of a nice thought, 'cept I don't know about sharing the dentures...lol. Only 20 years to go till I find out... Thanks for the giggle... Bonnie |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Bonnie... I'm glad you giggled. We have 19 to go. But, we're saving our money so we can afford 2 sets. Melton |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Cute!!! Enjoyed a bunch! One for the library... miscellanea |
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Trillium
since 2001-03-09
Posts 12098Idaho, USA |
2dalimit: I loved the poem but I think I will draw the line at sharing dentures, thank you! Betty Lou Betty Lou Hebert |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Thanks, miscellanea. It was fun writing. Melton Betty. Thank you. But, you have to admit, It is True Love. Melton |
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