The Physician’s Admission

"Hang on there, Doctor Herman,
hang on really tight,
Doctor Sherman’s comin’
and we’re gonna get it right."
"It’s comin, Doctor Sherman,
grab it once again."
"Ok, Doctor Herman,
I’m grabbin all I kin."
"Now there, Doctor Sherman,
move it to the right,
Hey there, Doctor Herman,
yer lookin mighty white."
"Well there, Doctor Sherman,
I’m workin hard tonight."
"I know, Doctor Herman;
you are a bloody sight."
The doctors had bin workin
into the twilight hours
They were an awful mess,
really needed showers.
But these dallied surgeons,
specialty: the brain,
Were showin all the signs:
they really missed the train.
“Be careful Doctor Herman
when you sew him up.
Remember when you lost
your favorite coffee cup?
The lady was real mad
with it sewed into her head.
You really calmed her down
when tactfully you said,
Lady, it was china,
the best, it’s known as bone.
You’re gonna be real happy;
it’s the best you’ll ever own."
He promised her a set,
complete with saucers, too.
The lady was real happy,
she stuck around like glue.
But this situation changes,
it may be a different journey.
This guy is pretty famous;
A mal practice suit attorney.”