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Local Rebel
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0 posted 2000-07-26 09:51 AM


I remember when old Toe
Used to beat up Balladeer
You'd thought it was Mike Tyson
A-bitin off his ear

He used to pick on Long John too
And not the least of which me
Yep I miss that coot from bama
And his one and only's three

I might as well just stay in bed
And order up room service
One thing is good without him though
The sheep don't look so nervous

Of his elucidated prose and rhyme
Lil suthern would always brag
But you could count on me, LJ, and deer
To give ol Toe a Rag....

Miss ya big guy where 'ere ye be....


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WhtDove
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1 posted 2000-07-26 09:55 AM


LOL!!  It sure hasn't been the same around here with those 2 off on the horizon somewhere!

They are missed greatly, as with those words of war! Thanks for bringing a big smile to my face this morning!    

Balladeer
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2 posted 2000-07-26 11:56 AM


Excuse me, sir!!!! What's this I hear?
Toerag beat up Balladeer???
Toe's in rehabilitation
Suffering from his last castration.
We didn't mean to be so hard
On that poor self-delusioned bard
But, round here, everybody knows
Deer and sailors step on Toes!

Local Rebel
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3 posted 2000-07-26 12:04 PM


I did not know dear sir Deer,
That it was really you,
And that ol Toe twerent out there,
Sufferin from the flu,
But you have to watch ol Buzz
because
He has salamander balls yanno,
cut em off
and back they grow!!!  

suthern
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4 posted 2000-07-26 01:27 PM


You knew I wouldn't be able to resist this one, didn't you? LOL. Lemme just put it this way... if you think YOU miss him, just imagine how miserable his suthern fan club is without him! LOL.

Great job!!! I hope it lures him in for another round with Deer and the sailor... I might even sneak in a smooch! LOL

RainbowGirl
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5 posted 2000-07-26 02:12 PM


Yep, it's about time I gave that guy another rollicking...*g*

It's about time one of you guys answered flipping mail as well or I'll continue to sulk..

HUSG

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them."


Poet deVine
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6 posted 2000-07-26 02:21 PM


So that's the reason Passions has just been limping along! We're missing a Toe and we're off balance! I see...  
Corazon
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7 posted 2000-07-26 02:29 PM


yep, me too, been doing some missing of the old times myself, great poem my rebel friend  
Corinne
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8 posted 2000-07-26 04:07 PM


All that you say is true,
'bout dear ole toe,
but there is more to him
than the men in this room know.

He's got a way, you see
not sure where to begin
but our dear old toerag
has got a way with wimmen!

Corinne

Local Rebel
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9 posted 2000-07-26 05:24 PM


I also have away with women,
Yes I admit its true...
You see when e'er I sit beside em,
Move away they do....

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