Open Poetry #8 |
Give ol Toe a Rag |
Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I remember when old Toe Used to beat up Balladeer You'd thought it was Mike Tyson A-bitin off his ear He used to pick on Long John too And not the least of which me Yep I miss that coot from bama And his one and only's three I might as well just stay in bed And order up room service One thing is good without him though The sheep don't look so nervous Of his elucidated prose and rhyme Lil suthern would always brag But you could count on me, LJ, and deer To give ol Toe a Rag.... Miss ya big guy where 'ere ye be.... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL!! It sure hasn't been the same around here with those 2 off on the horizon somewhere! They are missed greatly, as with those words of war! Thanks for bringing a big smile to my face this morning! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Excuse me, sir!!!! What's this I hear? Toerag beat up Balladeer??? Toe's in rehabilitation Suffering from his last castration. We didn't mean to be so hard On that poor self-delusioned bard But, round here, everybody knows Deer and sailors step on Toes! |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I did not know dear sir Deer, That it was really you, And that ol Toe twerent out there, Sufferin from the flu, But you have to watch ol Buzz because He has salamander balls yanno, cut em off and back they grow!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You knew I wouldn't be able to resist this one, didn't you? LOL. Lemme just put it this way... if you think YOU miss him, just imagine how miserable his suthern fan club is without him! LOL. Great job!!! I hope it lures him in for another round with Deer and the sailor... I might even sneak in a smooch! LOL |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Yep, it's about time I gave that guy another rollicking...*g* It's about time one of you guys answered flipping mail as well or I'll continue to sulk.. HUSG "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
So that's the reason Passions has just been limping along! We're missing a Toe and we're off balance! I see... |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
yep, me too, been doing some missing of the old times myself, great poem my rebel friend |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
All that you say is true, 'bout dear ole toe, but there is more to him than the men in this room know. He's got a way, you see not sure where to begin but our dear old toerag has got a way with wimmen! Corinne |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
I also have away with women, Yes I admit its true... You see when e'er I sit beside em, Move away they do.... |
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