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My Favorite Thing To Do
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
My favorite thing to do Now many things do thrill me Some are truly hard to resist Spending money is not one of them Unless of course you insist Cooking is a love of mine As long as you do the cleaning And once that’s done we’ll have some time To do something with a little meaning I’d like some chocolate in this ritual Maybe a fondue pot too To melt some chocolate nice and slow Then maybe spread some on top of you I’d love to hold you Squeeze you Hug you Tease you I’d love to kiss you Where you’ve never been kissed before Do all these things And so much more But my favorite thing to do? Hmm..I can’t describe in open 8 I’d have to go to the adult section But I’ll give you a clue It rhymes with late |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
KAT!!!! Naughty, naughty...um, well, have a good night (if you aren't already!).  Elizabeth I'm grabbing my hat and coat I'm leaving the cat a note Quick call me a ferry boat-getting out of town! |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~  ~ WooHoo,..hot damn lady!!! haha. Great post. *Peace. |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Hi mate how are ya! My favorite thing rhymes with orange! |
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MysticalNights Member
since 2000-05-17
Posts 112Oklahoma |
Now that's a cook a guy loves to have around!! |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Elizabeth...um..a girl's got to have some favorite things that she likes doing doesn't she...lol  SpitFire: HOT? ...maybe but it could be alot hotter. I just can't post it on here ..lol.. Insect mate....That's it! mate!..I mean hi mate!..lol You know for a moment you had me going with the word orange until I figured out that nothing rhymes with it..lol Nice!..lol  MysticalNights: Cook you say? Yeah well cooking is involved alright..lol  Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
I think I started that rumor in the game? Care for an apron to keep your birthday suit clean? I wouldn't want anything to get too dirty while your cooking! Well maybe I do! If that's what you're meaning Then you in the apron I'm seeing And boy you're cooking Can't stop looking We can make a chocolate spread You can pour chocolate on my head Just like you said Turn my eyes fuzzy red Eat everything up And clean up Squeeze you a whole bunch Now I'm ready for lunch We can write our own cookbook No matter how long it took Call it Goldilocks and porridge The main ingredient is orange |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
Wow! It's quite the appetite you have Couldn't even finish cooking Started tasting before it melted Now you're busy looking A birthday suit you say I can't believe that you remembered Is that what you have bought for me The last one you bought was way too feathered I looked like a chicken in that outfit Yeah I know, chickens turn you on I really tried to create the perfect fantasy But I've looked for that outfit and it's gone This year an apron is part of my gift from you I wonder what the rest is, I guess I'll know soon I'm dying here, just give me a clue Do I really have to wait for that full moon Do you want some more of that chocolate Why are you looking at me that way Stop licking your lips Oh no you don't, not today Remember, you wanted to start that cookbook And we said today would be the day You said you wanted 100 recipes with orange Once we find them, then we can play So for now here take a kit kat We can write some recipes while you chew You can take your time and eat it slowly Because I know it's one of your favorite things to do |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Chicken Soup Forget the chicken Even though it's finger lick'n Smooth chocolate is a must Melting my soul into lust Cucumbers, banana's and BIG watermelons Mixed together to a taste I just can't be tell'n Whipped cream and cherries And little purple berries Blend them all together Ok add a chicken feather This taste is even more strange But of course we forgot a piece of orange I think you got some chocolate on your apron You can lick it off before it dries hard on Here I'll stick it in the washer Oh "Gee" now we got a flooding gusher |
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kat Member
since 2000-05-20
Posts 387 |
What did you say Now we got a flooding gusher The cucumbers, bananas and the BIG watermelons You didn't put those in the washer Oh please tell me you didn't Now we'll need a new washing machine How bout my apron and the dried on chocolate I need that machine to get it clean My sister trusted me with it While she looked for a place to stay I figured something like this would happen With all the games you like to play When you said blend them together I figured a blender you'd be using But when I heard all that whooshing and the banging I knew it was the washing machine that we were loosing No wonder it tasted strange It wasn't the recipe that wasn't good You never were that good at cooking Should have left it to the one that could Now maybe you should head off to the store To go and buy some more We need the fruits for the next recipe Who’ll be doing the blending I think it should be me LOL Kat |
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insect Senior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 1014 |
Sandwiches Open your buns Add some onions Put on your special spread That makes my eyes fuzzy red One big pickle It makes the tongue tickle Fresh meat With you're spread that taste sweat Grab on real tight Take a big bite Maybe add a drink Orange juice I would think ________________ I have a tool I can fix your machine Sorry about the pool But it will whoosh better then you've seen It will rock and it will roll More than likely overflow But I can pump the biggest gusher Suck out all even in the washer I'll go to the store and get some more Two or three oranges why not four Would you like a zucchini? Or something sweet like a kiwi You should cum along Leave the apron wear your thong I'll look for your buns Get a little chocolate mmmmm!! No tons! You grab some meat Hurry now spread those feet Now what kind of fruit Would go good with your birthday suit [This message has been edited by insect (edited 06-20-2000).] |
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