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Butt Ugly
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Hardrock Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 948New Hampshire, USA 
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Butt-Ugly I looked at you today, With your little wrinkled nose, Your little bowed out legs, And your little pigeon toes. Your crooked little smile, Your pouty little lips, Your little bitty hands, On your little rounded hips. Your freckled little face, Your little shiney eyes, Your little bubble butt, On your little bulgy thighs. Your little Buddha belly, Your little pointy chin. Your little belly button, That’s outie more than in. I finished all my looking, Then went back to look once more. Then I began to wonder, What I saw in you before. You’re no contest winner, Butt-ugly as can be. But we got love, that’s for sure, Cause you ain’t half as bad as me. |
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Rex Member
since 2000-06-29
Posts 482Houston, Texas |
Hey Marvin! Glad to see you back. This is great as usual, but what kind of dog are you talking about? I don't post anymore, but do drop in to read from time to time. Hope all is well with you. |
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Dream Chaser Junior Member
since 2000-11-21
Posts 32South Carolina |
Hardrock! You made my day! Like Rex, I wonder who or what you were writing about. I needed a good laugh on this cold, rainy, dreary day! Thanks! Angel |
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Suzanne Arlene Member
since 2000-10-09
Posts 377Ontario, Canada |
Well that paints a pretty image for sure lol Bubble Butt lol What is a bubble butt great poem made me smile  Suzanne |
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firecrakker Member
since 2000-10-20
Posts 235Virginia |
Ohhh Hardrock!! LOL... regardless of who this poem is about.. isn't it great when love transcends physical appearance and you can enjoy those "little" imperfections? Another great one.. I enjoyed the laughter. Sheila |
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Dark_kisses_Within Senior Member
since 2000-03-21
Posts 680Kansas |
Oh Marv!! I first started reading this and I was smiling (BIG)  Your word usage was just wonderful.Maybe I read more into it then I suppose to.....but it turned out to be one "heck" of a poem. I think we all want to feel that ever lasting love. The kind that doesnt scare the person when he sees me withOUT make-up on.  Or even if I sit there and make goofy lil faces at him out the window. Ahhhhhhhhh the thoughts! Great one, Marv! Totally loved it!Always reading you, Mags No person is worth your tears, and the only one that is ...... will never make you cry |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hahaha this poem was simply great!!! I loved the ending! Everything about this poem rocked!  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them! |
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Scarlet Lady Member
since 2000-02-11
Posts 242Midwest |
Your one heck of a poet and oooooo soooooo clever!!! I love your sense humor and style. Thanks for bringing a smile to us all! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank God love is blind! LOL cute poem.. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Hardrock, a tribute to me how kind, but I still ain't kissing your ugly butt... no way, nuh uh, ...well maybe a little peck on the cheek.  Keth Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Kethry!!! lol. . . This is great Hardrock!! I had no idea what this would be about, but the title drew me in. . . Wonderful. . . ------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
this is the cutest little poem..made me smile loved it~Victoria~ A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery (1871-1945) |
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LM Senior Member
since 2000-08-03
Posts 585 |
Hehe!!!! This is great! But won't the person you're describing here be offended? I hope you don't let her read it, women are very touchy about these things!  Great work , but what IS a Bubble Butt??? Take Care! "Most girls want a man with the mean green Don't wanna dance if he can't be Everything that I dream up A man that understands real love" |
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Hardrock Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 948New Hampshire, USA |
To LM and all who asked....this was not about a particular person. It was really just a fun piece. As to "Bubble Butt"....you know, the ones that protrude, like two balloons stuffed into the rear of one's trousers, outsized to the rest of the body. Nothing like the "cleaved pear" or "coffee bean" style. The term was first heard years ago, applied to the young daughter of one of my best friends. Incidentally, she grew up and became one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen....so there is always hope. Thanks to all....I'm glad you enjoyed it. Hardrock |
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