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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla 
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Natural gas Drowned his lobster in butter source. Then stuffed it in his mouth of course. He licked his fingers one by one And said it's late that he must run. Into the night he gaily fled Hailed a cab and off to bed. Without the aid of counting sheep He yawned, undressed and fell asleep But one does not down butter source, And sleep as truly dead of course. They must contend with natural gas And stirring dreams that come to pass. And this was true of him of course He dreamt he stew in butter source. And struggled in this greasy mass. Till blasted out by natural gas. I quote no moral, but it"s said, Don't eat before you go to bed. This is a repost [This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 09-22-2000).] |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
No moral seen just true to fact. Loved it much and you say it so acceptable.  |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Oh Sy, You make me laugh so very hard, but happy to say I don't eat and then go to bed so there's no need to fear the blast. Love, Cerenity "God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist. We have to be reminded that He exist!" (Writer Unknown) |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Mark, Glad you enjoyed the humor. Cerenity, Just a little humor for change of pace, thanks for the read and comment. |
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nona Member
since 2000-03-03
Posts 139Fla |
now you did it I had to go get a Tumm for my tummy..Been there done that... felt the fire that blazes from within from having butter drip down my chin..... now you went and brought it up again BURPPPPPPPPPPPP! hehehe Excuse please.. ......nona |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Nona, Thank you for the funny comment. |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
SEYMOUR~ Such a release of emotion ! ! With petrol prices soaring - is there an alternative on the horizon ????  Is that what they used to call pooter-scooting? You are a funny man ! Thanks for the smiles ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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