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A poet is in Love(is it you?)----good humor challenge
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A poet is in Love(is it you?)----good humor challenge |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song 
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A Poet is in Love His eyes rest upon her as he is caught in her gaze His heart a pounding with the thought of her on a shelf With his gentle touch and his caring words of praise Her body and her soul are about to give him his wealth No thought of not nor any chance of turning away She is now his as he has taken her soul Straight to his heart forever she will stay To caress, hold, and taste her is his goal Loving hands sweep across her tender flesh As her man made binds are tossed to the side His lips upon her as the two of them mesh Within her depths his soul will glide Ravages of lust and desire today are his will Reality of simple pleasures are now in his heart Empty casings filled with her lovers swill Him never knowing that soon she will depart Remains of pleasures are no where to be found His soul dazed from passion in his blinded haste A hearty laugh from his hollows suddenly abound As our Balladeer will put no can of spam to waste Mark Bohannan [This message has been edited by Mark Bohannan (edited 09-03-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
GEESH! You got me with this one! I was ready to haul this off the the Adult Forum! LOL Very cute!  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
grinning again, me friend...thank you...needed that. love to ya. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
VERY CLEVER TREVOR!!!!! hahahah loved this...so will Deer... and any excuse is all I need to use this graphic again hahahah... here ya go Deer...one more time... try not to eat it all in one swallow LOL      (hehehe) |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Wow!!!!!!! No way I can come after a graphic like that!!!!!!! but I will offer my humble GREAT JOB!!!! Today is a gift.... That is why they call it 'the Present'! |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
OH AND MARK BABY.... YA GOT ME SO EXCITED ABOUT POSTING MY SPAM GRAPHIC....I FORGOT TO TELL YA... YA STEAMED ME SCREEN WITH THIS LUSTY WEAVE.. WHY THIS IS SO HOT... ME THINKS YA FRIED BALLADEERS SPAM!!!! HEY ...NOW THERES A THOUGHT... THE NEXT LINE OF SPAM PRODUCTS... SPICY CAJUN FLAVORED SPAM LOLOLOL.. you can write the script for the ad campain... seeing how your the one with the HOTTIE poets pen... later-lusty-gator (bet ya didnt know i could type with handcuffs on..(hehehe) shhhhhhhh dont tell the warden...hes such a drag hahaha |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
MarkB~ A great start for the good humor awards. Funny, man ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Steve B Member
since 2000-08-07
Posts 140Southern PA |
I think you hit the Mark and a "deer" with this spamulous piece of work... lmao well done.... Steve B |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
PdV-Glad you enjoyed it.  Thanks so much.serenity-Always glad to lend a smile. JM-Cool graphic and you are right. I mean how many times to you get to use a graphic like that?LOL Sunny-Your words are just as important to me and I thank you much. JM-I knew that you would have to come back to say a few more words. I could sense it boiling over in you.LOL.. Marge-why thank you so much and I am glad you found it funny. Steve B.-Thank you so much. I am glad my aim was on today. And a very belated welcome to Passions to you. Sorry I missed you before. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Shameless advertising indeed... This is downright SPAM!!  |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....**eyes rolling to the back of my head.....then snapped back with laughter** Don't make a habit of that cowboy...lol Great laugh and great work... can't wait to see the response to this one!! |
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kitkat Senior Member
since 2000-01-11
Posts 878Nova Scotia |
*giggling* heheheeh lol This was good Thanks for the laugh. |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Nan-ROFL at you. Holly-I assume the eyes rolling back in your head is ok and it is the sudden take away of....(well you know) that you dont want to happen often. At least I did it with humor though.LOL   I am so happy that you will be watching for the replies. Maybe you could stand in for me. I mean who better than you to take that job? kitkat-Always happy to lend a chuckle or two. |
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Beth Member
since 2000-07-06
Posts 468WA, Australia |
~A laugh was needed and who else did it but the famous Mark...Thanks for brightening my day!~ Beth |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Mark, yyuucckkkk, you had to use the worst food on this earth spam is a great food to send in to outer space, Janet has the write idea, but your poetry food for the soul, great funny read can't wait to see the returns. Love, cerenity "God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist. We have to be reminded that He exist!" (Writer Unknown) |
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Trew Member
since 2000-06-10
Posts 365Ottawa, Canada |
Mark, Seek help, man. This fetish thing just went too far. LOL!! This was an insanely humourous piece. Spam? I laughed aloud! Thanks! Trev. |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
It's good to read a poem that gives you a good laugh. Well done Mark. Dee |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Well Mr. M, I must say you really had me going. I was reading and going, "ok, where is there any humor to this"?...LOL...Then when I got to the end I nearly lost it. Can't wait to see what our 'Deer thinks about it, hehe. Great work my friend. Hugs, Juls |
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cathybohannan Member
since 2000-07-31
Posts 140Paintsville,KY |
Hey,brother you get up early to write poetry, but maybe that is why they are so good. love and hugs to all Cathy |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Hey Mark, you dunnit again... you are a great writer... what fun to read your works... regards, sudhir |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Mark, Aren't these site supposed to be SPAM free? Not free Spam.  Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Mark, ~chuckling~ You had me fooled... my mind was not thinking about spam while reading this One minute the screen was steaming.. the next.. laughing. Very amusing..hehe Only you could write this..and I'm glad you did. ~still chuckling~ rp25 |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
This was pretty funny....spammed the 'Deer one you did!!! You had me wondering where the humor was in this one...then SPAM!!!! Take Care Bridgette "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hi Mark--Loved this poem! You know, Balladeer loves Spam as much as you do. You better watch your back. |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Beth-Me famous???? My my you poor sweet child. You must live in such a tiny world. I love you to death though for your sweet replies. Now go into the world my child and make yourself known in every way. Cerenity-Tis not bad at all. Healthy it is a full of tender juicey meat made from the best of the best. Trew-The help I need you just gave me be laughing out loud. As they say laughter IS the best medicine. Dee-I am glad you enjoyed the laugh. Juls-What exactly is you almost lost my sweet friend. Spain yourself please.LOL. Glad you liked it. Cathy-Hey there my sister. Me?... get up early to write poetry? Well of course...why not do something that is so much fun you silly girl. Love you right back deary. Sudhir-My friend...you always make me smile with your kind replies. Thank you so much, Kethry-Didn't you read the fine print in the ad? Holidays and gifts of cheer are always allowed in any TASTEFUL way and what better taste than a can of spam. rp25-Need help wiping off your screen? I am so glad I was able to give you a laugh and maybe a little warm feeling at the same time. Bridgette-Any time you want to be spamed just give a shout. And always wait for the last line my dear.....always!!!!Martie-Why watch my back? Are you up to your old tricks again? Hope so....hhhmmmmm promises promises. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... Oh Mark that was great! I had to go back for a second read, as my mind was surely on something other than SPAM! Beautifully woven .. great punchline! Best wishes, /Kit |
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JulieAnn Senior Member
since 2000-06-12
Posts 754Earth 3rd Rock from the sun!! |
Mark~~ Damn you got me.....just when it was getting deep and heavy you were actually going after THE SPAM!!! ??? Oh well they say a way to a mans heart??? Is through where??? This is great and I guess I will meet your challenge but this is not going to be easy!!! Julie :) |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Kit-So what was your mind on anyway...didnt you read at the very beginning about "the thought of her on a shelf"? Do I have to say grocery store shelf next time? So glad you got a laugh with this one. Julie-I got you? Did I enjoy it as much as the spam? LOL I don't know why everybody keeps getting so turned around in this one. I mean isn't it obvious from the start to where this one is going? Thank you so much my friend and the challenge is not mine but Nan's so stop by and thank her will ya. She is a wonderful inspiration and I have had fun with this one. |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
This was too cute! Now, where's Balladeer? Has he seen this yet? Elizabeth |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Liz- Thank you dear friend and NO he hasn't but I am sure he will.lol I have heard that he may be out enjoying real life and looking for his next can of spam. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, here I am, fresh back from my ill-fated vacation and the first sight I am greeted with is THIS!!!! I must say, Mark, never has anyone described my love for Spam more elequently than you have here. It's like you read my mind! When you eat Spam, it's not eating...it's a religious experience, getting stuck on top of the ferris wheel, falling in love for the first time, winning an Olympic gold medal, having Kim Basinger give up her movie career to be your personal masseuse, all of this and more! I can't count the number of times my tongue has been sliced from licking the can. In the words of that wonderful old southern spiritual....Spammy...Spammy...how I love ya...how I love ya...my dear old Spammy. Thank you for this tribute of passion to a well-deserved receipient and remember..spam spelled backwards is maps S....is for the succulence I savor at your touch P....is for the Passion that you make me feel so much A....is for the absolutely awesome things you do M....is for the mayonnaise I heap all over you Now if I could just find a woman who could make me feel for her the way I feel for Spam..... M.... |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Balladeer-I am glad you liked this one and to be honest with you....I was describing "MY" lust for spam. Yup, I said it and it is true....this cowboy loves the stuff and have since I was swallowing solid foods. Thanks for the inspiration on this and for your kind hearted ways of jest. |
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