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A Pirate's Life......for good ole LongJohn
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A Pirate's Life......for good ole LongJohn |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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We know LongJohn's a sailor and Sweet Lorelei's his wife. Things always aren't so easy when You lead a pirate's life. Last month he came home from the sea To see his Lorelei With a stump for a leg, a hook for a hand And a big patch on his eye. Oh, dear!", she said. "What's happened here? You really look a mess!!" "Well, it was rough", LongJohn replied "But I'm ok, I guess." "A cannon ball took off my leg... It smashed the bone clean through But doc gave me this wooden stump And I'm as good as new." "A pirate's sword took off my hand.. It really hurt like hell But doc gave me this silver hook And I can do quite well." "I watched a seagull overhead As it went flying by.. That darn bird dropped a load of crap That landed in my eye." "You lost an eye to bird crap???" Lorelei gave a puzzled look. "Oh, no" said John, "it's just that I Forgot I had the hook!!!"  |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
And the battle rages on... Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ Ewwwwwwwww ! That smarts !  Stop it .... I can't laugh out loud, roll on the floor laughing AND read poetry at the same time ! You are a zany man !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Tennessee Angel Senior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 661Tennessee |
You are just too funny!! I can always count on you for a laugh!  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
If you're trying to cheer me up, it's working, it's working...just be grateful it wasn't jock itch... |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
LOL! Oh my! Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's for me! DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES! Corinne |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
heh heh heh...now off to find Long John's salvo... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, It's an old one but a good on. Enjoyed. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
ARGHHHHH, Matey!!! hehe.... ROFL... i can't stop laughing... this is priceless...  |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
ROFLMAO! thanks deer |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Elizabeth...a Balladeer's work is never done.... Marge...I'm sure you can do all three quite easily! Tennessee...thanks for counting on me. I'll try not to let you down serenity...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! OUCH!! That's FUNNY!!! Corinne...hehe...wanna share a bottle of rum? Sunshine...he still uses salvo??? Sy...sometimes the old ones are good ones. God, I hope so!!! Doreen...do I hear a matey call?? passing shadows....glad you liked it....and I thank YOU! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Oh, this is too much! What an ending, too! This is one of your funniest, Balladeer!Denise |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
OLD IS TRULY GOLD... BUT THE FUN REMAINS... regards to you Sir Balladeer... sudhir |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Denise...I love your laugh!!! Sudhir....I sure hope so! Thanks for stopping by... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Gee thanks Bal, now my cheeks ache...ROFL HUSG |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Oh.... ouch... I can't stop laughing...... rofl... the bard has struck again... |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
Mr. Deer I knew he was asking for it. Your outrageous. And now it's all I can do to stop laughing. And by the way what does rofl & roflmao mean. Email me with answer. ([email protected]) I feel a litle stupid for asking, but I sure would like to know what some of the acronyms or abbreviations mean here on passions. Again this was great stuff. Garfield |
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