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Excuse My Lack Of Delicate Nature
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Excuse My Lack Of Delicate Nature |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
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Excuse My Lack Of Delicate Nature ~*Marge Tindal*~ When the cows come home to Uganda I'll be waiting on the verandah The sound will be sweet No fart will I meet When the cows come home to Uganda No more methane I'll smell in the meadow Them cowpies just won't be the same Though the milk will be flowing The udder way I'll be going When the cows come home to Uganda I'll thank the Ole Balladeer kindly For bringing this good news my way But I won't hesitate Until it's too late To poot at the ducks in Uganda ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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ddgoose Member
since 2000-07-25
Posts 250Baltimore, MD, USA |
Marge This definitely is a smelly subject but you did a great job with it. I guess I won't go to Uganda. didi |
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Knight Dreams Junior Member
since 2000-08-16
Posts 46Austin, Texas |
Very very cute Marge.........LOL |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Ha ha Marge,...you kill me!  . You are so versatile in your writing. This is a hoot! Not sure that I've ever actually said that word but yeah,...that's what this is. Take care you. *Peace. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LOL! Well, I'm not sure it will ever replace When The Swallows Come Home To Capistrano but it's close enough for me!!  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
DD~ That Balladeer gets me going ! ! Full credit where credit is due ! KnightDreams~ Thanks ! SpitFire~ Well ... we're even ... don't think I ever used 'poot' in a poem before ! (I KNOW I didn't)LOL ! Balladeer~ The limits you drive me to ! ! My ! My ! LOL ! Couldn't resist !  LOVE YOU ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
"The udder way I'll be going" LOL Marge! I knew you couldn't resist! Well done! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Nate Dogg Senior Member
since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658Georgia, Fulton |
Hey Marge, This is a great response to Balladeer's piece. This piece showcases your multi-dimensional talents too and it also shows off your nice sense of humor. Thanks for the read! Nathan |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL not sure which one came first, but this is the first one I read! ~Big grins~ |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Excellent and cute... What a wonderful way with words you have, Marge... Delighted, I am... my regards, sudhir |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Kit~ Tee-Hee ! Just sort of caught up in the mood ! AGAIN, it's you-know-who's fault ! Nate, my friend~ Thanks ... sometimes we're just GOOFY ! WhiteDove~ The Bal-inspired it ! Tee-Hee ! Sudhir~ Well, it's at least worth your smile ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Go gem 'em, Marge!!! Funny, the things you learn in this room, I never imagined cow gas was such a problem! Now, I wonder if these so called scientists ever gave any thought to the real causes of global warming, or is that just so much manure? Corinne |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Corinne~ It's obviously a whole lot of Yippee, yiiiii-oh ... cow patties !! And leave it to Balladeer to find it for us ! LOL ! What a guy ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Cute, Marge!Denise |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Rotfl Marge, What a fabulous cap or nappy to Balladeer's cows. Loved it. Be well Kethry. "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Denise~ LOL ! ... at you rolling and laughing ! Kethry~ Yeppers ! That Balladeer knows how to milk 'em ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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BSC
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Hey Marge, Do you suppose they pass the time playing cow chip bingo???? Living where I do, where there are MANY more cows than people, and I've learned all about the sweet essence of soft ____. This was moovelous....Bonnie |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
I think I am going to go kiss my horse and leave it at that........ROFLMAO.... |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
Marge You & Balladeer are a gas. (oops) Maybe this is the wrong word to use. (LOL) But you still crack me up. I hope no one is a  in Uganda.Great response to Balladeer. I'm still laughing. Garfield |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Excuse my UDDER lack ot taste but this one just REEKS of humor.....still wiping my eyes |
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ladysixstring Member
since 2000-07-27
Posts 374 |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Bonnie~ LOL @ the 'cow chip Bingo' ! Under the Phew 12 ! MarkB~ Moooooove it on over ... not touching that one, sweetheart ! GGRN~ LOL @ GAS ! Glad to tickle you.Paula~ What a great bunch of funny people I know. Quick on the draw ! Lady6String~ You've even got me laughing with that barrage ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Saunni Senior Member
since 2000-07-11
Posts 1777West Virginia |
Oh My! It's 3:15am and I woke my son up laughing so loud. I soo wasn't expecting to read what I did. I think I will even have to apologize to my neighbors in the morning because I'm sure they heard me also. LMAO. I will say that was kindly put into words better than I could have done...no joke. I don't even think I could have found words for that subject. Creative writing there!Too cool! Sauni Sauni :) Have you ever known the color grey when the nighttime finds you weak I have, I've walked that road each time; that's where my angel sleeps |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Marge, When you getta to Uganda ,you gonna have some explainin' to do . Doc |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Marge you are so delightful! He he I'm still chuckling....udderly comical tail of truth for a girl just writing off the hoof. But this kind of writing is a gas and no one can hide that fact, so get out there good poet and milk the laughter from the scene. Horn your way into my heart see if I care if there's a lot at steak here but nothing that a good roast of the Canadian scientists won't cure. Butter me up an cud-dle me with your words and I'll take a leather beating anytime (gentle please) that's no bull Marge see you around and we'll go tit for tat.... |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Marge I Love Ya No Bull About It and the rest of you also im finally laughing, Cerenity |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Marge - I'm sitting here shaking my head in amazement - this reponse to 'Deer's poem was right on the mark, and your responses to the responses are wonderful! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Saunni~ Well, the whole State of West Virginia is now pondering the cows of Uganda. Glad to spread a little laughter ! DrMoose~ Oooooohh ! Noooooooo ! Like I said ... I'm headed the 'udder' way ! ETHome~ And your reply was a comic read itself ! Nice job ! Cerenity~ Just knowing I gave you a chuckle, justifies the whole Uganda cow project ! LongJohn~ Glad to have you pop in for a laugh ! That Balladeer sends laughter wafting on the 'wind' ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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