Open Poetry #6 |
A Little Hard to Swallow |
Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
By measured degrees we say what we please From beginning to well rehearsed end We correctly surmise that to do otherwise May offend those that we would call friends Though once in a while we miss by a mile And out slips something we shouldn't repeat That's when if by design we remember the line Open mouth please insert feet The bigger the gaffe the more we can laugh When the fur has ceased flying around For if friendship is true what I may say to you Might cause me to fall on the ground When taking a stand I may talk with my hands Some might say I get carried away And they just might be right for though they fit tight I've got both in there 'bout every day ! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-19-2000).] |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
This certainly brought a smile to my face this dreary morning! "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
I, too, suffer from 'foot in mouth disorder'! It does make swallowing a bit difficult! This is delightful, Dr. Moose! Denise |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I didn't know that Meese... (pl of Moose) were so wise.... |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Enjoyed the tongue~(and everything else)~in~cheek whimsy in this piece. |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Oh my goodness Doc., I find it very hard to put both my feet in my mouth ! Is this a new therapy ? [This message has been edited by Lady in Red (edited 02-19-2000).] |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Very wise words. I think sometimes we are not considerate enought of how are words and our actions affect others around us. James |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Saxoness, Always glad to oblige. d. Well at least you've only got two , sometimes I really screw up and get all four in there ! Nan, We're not , we just fake it! meadowmuse, glad you enjoyed lady in red, Not a new one , I've been doing it since I learned to talk . James, Well at least some of us try |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
I can relate to this except sometimes I feel two feet just are not enough for some blounders. I loved this, you have a marvelous talent for writing catchy poems. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
Over here in the Lowlands, we usually bite our tongue. I think your way is a lot less painful. I shall try that from now on Wise words though ! |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
hmmm...mmm.mmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmm....mmmmm. mmmm....mmmmm....mmm. (Translated) "I find it very difficult sometimes to talk from Adidas getting in the way of my tongue) Enjoyed the laugh Chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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