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Knotty Pine |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
I went to the lumber store, To buy myself a two-by-four, Found a piece of fresh cut pine, Tied it to my car with twine. When I got home, did twine untie, For the first time, then did spy, A knot. I'd bought a piece of knotty pine, Now I'm knot one whose prone to whine, But knotty pine, it just don't work, You might think is just a quirk, It's knot. I drove back to lumber store, Said I want this pine no more, May I have my money back, And put this board back in wood stack? The clerk replied, it's your tough luck, With knotty pine, you now are stuck, Its knot Out problem, you should have looked, Before you bought, your goose is cooked. Cooked goose I yelled, you stupid clerk, I'm knot a chef, you ignorant jerk. Was kicked out of the lumber store, So home I went with two-by-four. I guess I'll keep my knotty pine, It did no good to fuss and whine, While maybe knot best wood I've had, My knotty pine, it's knot so bad, It's knot. [This message has been edited by Mike (edited 04-16-2000).] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL....is there nothing you can't write about!!! Marvelous, Sir Poet....  |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
I lkie your ligther side, mike. Thanks for an early laugh today. Michael |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
You knot like knotty pine you say how could you simply pine away for perfect pine with knot a sign of character to make it fine. I say give knotty pine a try its great for rustic look of time my kitchen cabinets were made to stay for fifty years the knotty way. |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Well, of course, you know me - I read this as "naughty" pine! LOL This was fabulous! Gave me a good chuckle too! You are talented, and so very uh...broad in your talents! Great variety you offer! That's what I was trying to say....  |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
LOL...good one, Mike. INclan |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Mike~ Knot too shabby ! *Martie ... I loved your response ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
put a smile on my face. I can smell the pine. a nice surprise in reading today. thank you! Kathleen |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I loooooove knotty pine... This could be one of my all time favorites of yours, Mike.... after the roses, of course..  |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
 This is cute, Mike! |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
(giggling uncontrollably) And here I was expecting something serious and classic -- this was precious, Mike -- thanks for the smile. --Kess Full fathom five thy father lies, Of his bones are coral made, Those are pearls that were his eyes; Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange... --William Shakespeare, from The Tempest |
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lucky Senior Member
since 2000-01-17
Posts 1601Idaho |
Mike, This is sure one knot meant for a keeper, I know I could use it later. I'd steal it but you got stuck and had to keep-er. LOL |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
Mike, Great job!!! Thanks for the laugh....knot!!! LOL. Had to say that...sorry!!!! Friends are friend forever if the Lord's the Lord of them and a friend will not say never cause the welcome will not end. --Michael W. Smith |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
*smiling* glad you enjoyed reading as much as I did writing. |
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