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Gotta Bad Reputation - I do!
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Gotta Bad Reputation - I do! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas 
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Janet, you got me going on this, (not intentionally of course) and I just couldn't stop! ROFLMAO Guess you sort of inspired it! hehe Gee, aren't you proud? LOL  ~ Gotta Bad Reputation - I do! ~  Now Janet, you know we have great taste in men - But I'm telling you girl, with true love, I can't win! All of the men here are so scared of me - I can't even wink, they run screaming from me!  Is it my name, or the way that I look? I love to watch sports, and I am a great cook! Janet, do tell me why I have to beg - The men, they just whimper & wet down their leg! (surrounded by puddles, I am)  I need to bribe someone to say something *nice* 'bout how sweet I am, that I'm not made of ICE... I really don't bite & I do not have fleas I've got pretty toes....and er....yeah, sexy knees!?!? I'm not quite as lethal, as some seem to think - I do shower often & my feet don't stink. I don't ride a broom, and I'm not in denial I won't bite your head off if you try to smile! I know some here see me as heartless & bad Some of you hate me, and that makes me sad...  I'm just as human as any of you - I do make mistakes, I'm not perfect, it's true. (sniff) I just try to smile & make you guys laugh (sigh)...I could show the group - a nude photograph! LOL All of you then would break out in a roar... Fall out of your chairs, yes, and wet on the floor!  Janet, do tell me why I have to beg - The men, they just tremble - and wet down their leg! So either way, I am surrounded with pee I really don't care what you all think of me! ROFLMAO  I love each and every one of you, even if you hate me! (throwing packages of Depends to the group!) and an extra package to PdV!  Geesh Janet, you bring out the best in me girl! er...thanks. |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
pFF....who said anything about hating you? Want me to beat 'em up?.....lol If anything I'd say you're smart and sassy but that's what I love about you to me you're really classy PS Ask me and I will tell you Jeffrey |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Alright!! Who said that you were made of ice? Not me!! In fact, I would say that you're made of something much less hard and unyielding. . . like Jello!!! LOL This was just TOO FUNNY!!!!  And just for the record, I have complete control over my *ahem* bodily functions!! LOL ----------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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WhiteNite Member
since 2000-04-09
Posts 241Montgomery, AL |
There's something "nice" waiting for you in the challenge Jan made. I don't feel anything running down my leg either... but if I had to guess I'd have to say, that they must be intimidated by you, that's why they run away.... oh geesh.. I'm still trying to rhyme over here.... =) Later, Dave "The storm rises up when the shadows descend every beat of my heart every day without end I will stand like a rock I will bend till I break till theres no more to give if thats what it takes I will risk everything I will fight I will bleed I will lay down my life if thats what you need every second I live thats the promise I make" I have no idea who wrote this... tell me if you know. =) |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
ROTFL Ms. femme! What a riot! *Krista Knutson* As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins. ~*Albert Schweitzer*~ |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I guess you know when old age has you in it's grip when you need 2 boxes of Depends!!!  |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
(slapping leg in hysterical laughter at PdV!) I am Sooooo glad you saw that! Little inside joke that I can't seem to shake! LOL Can anyone tell I've had too much caffeine tonight? ROFLMAO |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMAO!!! And Depends too! haha very funny Gen |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
SO for all of this...I get the blame??? Well, I'll take it then... and with no shame. Besides it is all meant in the name of fun.. and maybe we will all be good friends when its done. Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirtation. that shouldnt soil a poets reputation. I think we will all find true love in time... my biggest concern is... I CANT SEEM TO STOP TALKING IN RHYME. YOU CRACK ME UP GIRL. NOW MOP UP THE FLOOR. LOL |
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PoeticKnight Senior Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 1144New Orleans, LA |
Somehow I am reminded of Led Zeppelin. In three songs they borrow a line from an old blues song... "Squeeze my lemon, and let the juice run down my leg." I don't know why I was just thinking that. Ciao |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
You are too cute, pFF .... I can't imagine anyone not loving your marvelous spirit .... 'S' .. Thanks for the chuckles .... "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind." Maxwell Maltz |
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Danny Holloway Member Elite
since 2000-01-15
Posts 2034Tulsa, OK |
NUDE PHOTOGRAPH????? Now your talking!!!! and sexy knees....WOW. My kind of woman!!! One thing though, I will have to check you for fleas, so if you will just remove all you clothes and walk over here please (are we in adult?? oops!)LOL pFF, this is so good (funny). I don't understand why you have a bad reputation...i did not tell anyone what we did in the city park at midnight....except....well maybe.... (smiling) just teasing, your the best, and you write great poetry too! One more thing, the only time i wet down my leg was when Cindy Crawford rode in my taxi. ROFL. I'm outta here...............grining! [This message has been edited by Danny Holloway (edited 04-14-2000).] |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL This is too funny, Gen! Great poem!But I can't honestly think of anyone who dislikes you or is afraid of you. But you have the right attitude if someone did! Denise |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL....oops...gets out the mop, dang, thought I had that problem taken care of |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Well gen if you Gotta bad reputation, its because you are bad, always running around naked flashing people, getting down on your Knees batting eyes (if that isn't the biggest teasing image...) Well I think you shouldn't change, it would get pretty boring around here without a little revelry from the baddest girl in town. So get down and beg, and we'll stay nervous, its not a bad thing.... nervous excitment. Parker |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Just don't pee on me Parker, K? Thanks man, for the "support" strap you loaned me...(ahem)....er....where does this thingy go?  |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
The only pee from me Is from laughter you see For my loving sis Has me amiss To hate you unreal Tis only love we feel You keep us in stitches By showing us beach pictures. Maybe instead of a nude you should put in the picture of you with the seaweed? LOLOL That would get them all going. Love ya. |
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