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The Merger From Hell
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The Merger From Hell |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
My TV's got a busy signal, What the hell is this? I'll retry on channel five, Should I buy a satellite dish? This didn't work-so now what? Could it be this expensive cable? "Please reboot another time, Or try to access later." No news-no sports-no HBO, What's wrong I just can't tell? But I just heard Time Warner, Was purchased by AOL. So I'll no longer be allowed, to be a channel surfer, Since the conglomerate Time Warner, Has been acquired from this merger. I think it's best to forget, My poetic posting endeavors, Just watch TV and reply to you all, May Ron live happily ever-after! |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
Now Mr Toe- you know damn good and well that if you were to stop posting...first we'd beat ya, then force you to keep writin!!!!LOL Now that I've said my peace, hope you get your stuff fixed soon....and DON'T stop writing dear, you'd make me pretty sad  ...Guilt trip??? ok, glad you got that one!!!  Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'll forget your poetic endeavors as soon as I stop breathing, dear one. *G* Until then, they sustain me!! But ROFG @ your woes... don't get too comfy watching that TV... AOL is infamous for saying "goodbye" at inopportune moments! *G* Great job, Toe! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
So there's Roy Rogers, in a rerun, Riding down the trail And a voice comes on tv that says "Hey, Toerag, you've got mail!" I do agree it seems to me The world has gone to hell If tv works as badly as Infernal AOL!!!!!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
ROTFLMAO....@Balladeer.... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...damn!!..I'm gonna have to give you guys a miss unless you promise not to make me laugh for a few days.. HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Thanks guys!!Denise |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
ROTFL....Great one guys!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Enjoy your epitomes they sound just like poems. |
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Nate Dogg Senior Member
since 1999-11-15
Posts 1658Georgia, Fulton |
Hey Toerag, I really am sorry for my infamous outburst and I deeply apologize. And great work too! Nathan |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
You stop writing your silly antics, and I might have to tighten your naught...... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well good ol Time Warner was bought out by AT&T around here! ROFLMAO @ you and Balladeer! Never stop Toe! We'll hunt you down! hehe <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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SnglDad Member
since 2000-01-08
Posts 115Seattle area |
DANG THAT WAS FAST,I JUST HEARD OF THE MERGE. THANX FOR THE LAUGH, I NEEDED THAT. God Bless |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL |
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