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Toerag
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0 posted 2000-01-07 03:27 PM


It was truly quite an awful sight,
It happened late on Saturday night.
After a long night of drinking,
Just a  few hours before day-light.

LongJohn really had to pee,
But couldn't "find" his water spout,
He'd grown a large spare tire yassee,
His belly really stuck out.

Lorelei suggested;
"Honey please listen to me,
I think that you should "diet"
you're the size of Tennessee."

LongJohn listened to her plea,
But didn't agree with the "diet"
He said it wouldn't matter what color it was,
He still wouldn't be able to find it!

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Lorelei54
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1 posted 2000-01-07 03:29 PM


You are so bad Toe!!!
suthern
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2 posted 2000-01-07 03:33 PM


ROFLMAO!! That's okay... I'm sure his face was colorful enough... with desperation and frustration! LOL. Great job, Toe!!!
LngJhnAg
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3 posted 2000-01-07 03:53 PM


hmmmm... it seems that Toe "knows" me too well.  And all this time I thought it was Lorelei - lol
Denise
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4 posted 2000-01-07 05:45 PM


Cute, Toe!  

 Denise


Andrew Scott
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5 posted 2000-01-07 05:47 PM


LOL... that's our Toe
Balladeer
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6 posted 2000-01-07 06:19 PM


Great picture of ya, Toe! You don't need to show the heel. We know it's there.  
Nan
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7 posted 2000-01-07 08:36 PM


Balladeer - Have you seen my big toe eraser???
Seymour Tabin
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8 posted 2000-01-07 08:42 PM


Toe,
You little devil, Now you got Nan looking for her eraser. Enjoyed the poem.

Rosemary J. Gwaltney
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northern mountains, Idaho
9 posted 2000-01-07 09:09 PM


Yes, this poem made me laugh!  And so did the picture!  What an original name, and then, what a picture to go with it!  No one could forget your name, that's for certain!  Congratulations!



 ...Living is ever like crossing rivers; finding a new life on each shore ... RJG

Moonshine
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10 posted 2000-01-08 01:56 AM


ROFLMAO - well done!
cokey_95
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11 posted 2000-01-08 02:02 AM


This is way to funny..lol
poetFemmeFatale
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12 posted 2000-01-08 01:17 PM


Tooooooee!  I missed your picture!  Where'd it go?  Did you get in trouble over it and have to remove it?  LMAO  Probably knowing you!  Everywhere I go, people are talking about your photo - please let me seeeeeee!!   LOL   (whining and whimpering sadly!)  


Local Rebel
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13 posted 2000-01-08 01:28 PM


Definitely put the picture back up man...

Nice slam dunk  

Toerag
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Ala bam a
14 posted 2000-01-08 01:34 PM


LR....I didn't take it down?...Guess Ron may have been jealous or something?...Nan trying out her eraser?....Beats the hell outta me...but it wasn't I that removed it..
Marilyn
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15 posted 2000-01-08 02:28 PM


Lmao...good one Toe. I wonder why your pic wouldn't be up? It is such a sexy picture..that must be it!! Now Balladeer doesn't think you can do anything right...Is that why the pic is of the left foot?...lol
suthern
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16 posted 2000-01-08 02:34 PM


I don't know why your picture would disappear... I just went and read Ron's comments on not allowing drawings to be substitued for photos because of an upload problem... but this WAS a photo and was certainly recognizable as Toerag!!! LOL And it gave a lot of laughs... is there a problem with that somewhere?
WhtDove
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17 posted 2000-01-08 04:50 PM


I saw that picture before it came on here! hehe...it was a good one that's for sure....
Toe, you are so bad..hehe poor LJA!  hahaha

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there is love.
Where there is love,
there is peace.
Where there is peace,
there is GOD.
Where there is GOD,
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