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LongJohn's Little "Sprinkler"
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LongJohn's Little "Sprinkler" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
It was truly quite an awful sight, It happened late on Saturday night. After a long night of drinking, Just a few hours before day-light. LongJohn really had to pee, But couldn't "find" his water spout, He'd grown a large spare tire yassee, His belly really stuck out. Lorelei suggested; "Honey please listen to me, I think that you should "diet" you're the size of Tennessee." LongJohn listened to her plea, But didn't agree with the "diet" He said it wouldn't matter what color it was, He still wouldn't be able to find it! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
You are so bad Toe!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!! That's okay... I'm sure his face was colorful enough... with desperation and frustration! LOL. Great job, Toe!!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
hmmmm... it seems that Toe "knows" me too well. And all this time I thought it was Lorelei - lol |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Cute, Toe!  Denise |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL... that's our Toe |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Great picture of ya, Toe! You don't need to show the heel. We know it's there.  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Balladeer - Have you seen my big toe eraser??? |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, You little devil, Now you got Nan looking for her eraser. Enjoyed the poem. |
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Rosemary J. Gwaltney Senior Member
since 1999-08-26
Posts 997northern mountains, Idaho |
Yes, this poem made me laugh! And so did the picture! What an original name, and then, what a picture to go with it! No one could forget your name, that's for certain! Congratulations! ...Living is ever like crossing rivers; finding a new life on each shore ... RJG |
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Moonshine Member
since 1999-10-01
Posts 265Australia |
ROFLMAO - well done! |
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cokey_95 Junior Member
since 2000-01-08
Posts 35 |
This is way to funny..lol |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Tooooooee! I missed your picture! Where'd it go? Did you get in trouble over it and have to remove it? LMAO Probably knowing you! Everywhere I go, people are talking about your photo - please let me seeeeeee!! LOL (whining and whimpering sadly!)  |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Definitely put the picture back up man... Nice slam dunk  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LR....I didn't take it down?...Guess Ron may have been jealous or something?...Nan trying out her eraser?....Beats the hell outta me...but it wasn't I that removed it.. |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Lmao...good one Toe. I wonder why your pic wouldn't be up? It is such a sexy picture..that must be it!! Now Balladeer doesn't think you can do anything right...Is that why the pic is of the left foot?...lol |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I don't know why your picture would disappear... I just went and read Ron's comments on not allowing drawings to be substitued for photos because of an upload problem... but this WAS a photo and was certainly recognizable as Toerag!!! LOL And it gave a lot of laughs... is there a problem with that somewhere? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
I saw that picture before it came on here! hehe...it was a good one that's for sure.... Toe, you are so bad..hehe poor LJA! hahaha <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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