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The Large Grave
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The Large Grave |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Little Tim was in the garden, Digging a hole so deep, The neighbor peered over the fence, Just to take a peek. "Tim" he said, "What are ya doing? Digging such a big hole?" Tim replied through tears of sadness, "Burying my goldfish Joe" The neighbor said, "That's too bad, But you don't need a big hole like that?" Tim replied as he finished his task, "But he's inside of your #*#!%*% cat!" [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 01-04-2000).] |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Ouch... ROFL ... Another Toe Jam... |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Toe: Good to see we're getting the same mail...I cracked up at that...LOL Happy New Year btw..  HUSG Don't ask me where I'm going, just listen when I'm gone and far away you'll hear me singing softly to the dawn. |
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whiskey
since 1999-12-28
Posts 1278Australia |
Very good , made me laugh |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
LOL, Glad to see you back, Happy New Year! |
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simplyYRREHS Member
since 2000-01-03
Posts 162 |
HAHAHA! Great way to start the day, with a laugh like that. Thanks for the chuckle-full poem! sherry |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
poor widdle fish.... clever poem!  Claire |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
When I saw the title of this poem... I was expecting another of your incredible, thought provoking, tear jerkers. *G* And it is. LOL. Poor kitty cat was just hungry... and goldfish are supposed to be flushed!!!! *G* (When they're not inside a kitty... don't go getting any ideas, Long John! LOL) Great job, Toe!!! Thanks for the grins! [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 01-04-2000).] |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Ah, you lift my spirit Thanks for the laugh Liz |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Good one Toe, and funny too. Thanks for the smile. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ROFG....sure is good to see you back |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Hey there, Toe - ya scalawag! A great poem. Welcome back - I'm glad to see you found an extension cord for your new home on the freeway. Belle - LMAO@Inside the cat - your sense of wit will never cease to amaze me - such a smart lady! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
What a clear image this poem poses! And a great title, too, how could anyone resist reading a poem entitled "The Large Grave!" Corinne |
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jaxjoy Member
since 1999-12-14
Posts 112Texas |
Funny stuff Wouldnt have been the same effect of course without the symbolism haha *#$%@! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Sure, go ahead and try to win people over just because you've got a sharp wit and clever mind. Big deal  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
AHA - I found it!!! Just what I need for that ole' Toerag!!!! Geesh - How am I gonna get this thing home???  |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Uh...I was gonna suggest just flushing the cat too, but I see someone else already said that...... Uh...Nan, what is that thing, and what exactly do you plan to do with it ??!!! (quick Toe, get behind me, I'll protect you! ) LOL This is soooo funny 'Toe! Glad to see your spirits are high as usual! Very creative ditty here!  ** I'm reaching for the brightest star I've ever seen - knock my ladder out from under me, and you'll wish you hadn't !! -pFF ** Here's to 2000! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
hahahahahahahaah heeeheeee hooo yuh hahaahah hahaha yuh yuh ahhahahahahahahahahaha (editing out the ralphing from laughter sounds) [This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 01-04-2000).] |
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Bojopy Member
since 2000-01-03
Posts 391 |
I recieved that in my email too very funny!!!!! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL good to have ya back Toe! I had to think on that picture up there for a moment, but it looks like one huge eraser, and that's just what Nan needs to keep up with you! hahaha.... <*\\\>< Where there is faith, there is love. Where there is love, there is peace. Where there is peace, there is GOD. Where there is GOD, there is no need. Hallmark |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Ahh the Toe strikes again!! Wonderful little ditty my friend...lol. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Rebecca - You think it's a huge eraser? Consider this - That's me in the lower right corner..... |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...read this joke before...cute |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
LOL@Nan! Keep em comin' Toe, dear! We've all missed your laughs! Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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