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I Should Have Listened ( A Wife`s Revenge )
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I Should Have Listened ( A Wife`s Revenge ) |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
Sunday football`s on T.V. < !signature-->Kid`s are outside playin, Wife`s talkin up a storm Can`t hear a word she`s sayin, She ask me, Honey do I look fat? Yea,Yea Is my reply, Then I ask,What did you say? She say`s never mind with an evil eye. Back on the game I turn my attention, Then she start`s again, Im taking the card and your truck, your money im going to spend, Ok,yea go ahead, please move out`a the way, My wallet`s gone,so is my truck, What the hell did she say? Dang, you`d think I would learn to not be such an a**, Now my account will be overdrawn, And my truck will be out of gas. I CAN`T BE THE ONLY ONE?  The Devil Made Me Do It. [This message has been edited by Bad Boy (edited 01-23-2000).] |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Well.......you should have listened. This was great and I'm sure you're not alone, sometimes even good boys don't listen.  In the dew of little things, the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. (ee cummings) |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
hehehehe.....no, you're not.....and that's what you all get for not listening...hehehe Cute poem! Denise |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
OK,I may be a Bad Boy but im a man. And for some men it take`s longer to learn than other`s,right? Thank you Martie,Denise  Im sure this is echoed around the world,right?  Im learning. I should have hidden my wallet and key`s Thank`s you 2 The Devil Made Me Do It. |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL This poem gave me a pretty good picture what happened. Serves you right for not listening  Nice poem ! |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Behind the wheel of your Dodge Ram I think about what you said would it have been better to just pop you in the head? I cooked all day so you could sit in front of the big screen TV Was it too much too ask that you pay attention to me For all you know, I'm having an affair with our neighbor Joe that would serve you right for the whole neighborhood would know But I guess I shouldn't be so hard on you this time of year 'cause the Christmas bills are due and I just drank your last beer! |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
OK,Now Im wiping the tears from my eye`s, not sad one`s but Im laughing so dang hard from your reply Poet.. Pop him huh?lmao dang,I can`t even write. Thank`s ya`ll The Devil Made Me Do It. |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Bad Boy, I have been following you all around tonight! You are making me laugh. I loved this poem. You shoulda listened to your wife. Poet had it right, I'da popped my husband one for not listening to me! HAHAHA-  SEA |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
SEA,You know that Im from Seattle right? What does your name stand for? Not SEAttle? Dang you have me blushing now. I knew It was a mistake to come into a place where everyone love`s each other. A man could get soft in here,but not me Thank you sweety  The Devil Made Me Do It. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You're definitely not the only one! I've got a sign on my wall which reads "We interrupt this relationship to bring you the football season". I understand you, bad boy. Been there. Done that. |
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d.schultz Junior Member
since 2000-01-21
Posts 43 |
Bad Boy~~ I sent this one to my husband, even though I am the football nut in the house...... thanks for the smile.... good poem p.s. We are moving to Seattle in March.. any tips.. do I need my raincoat [This message has been edited by d.schultz (edited 01-23-2000).] |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
LMAO -- I'm with the wife on this one (of course). 'Cept I would have put something like magnesium citrate in your beer, so I hope you have a TV in the john, honey ... hehehe--Kess Full fathom five thy father lies, Of his bones are coral made, Those are pearls that were his eyes; Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange... --William Shakespeare, from The Tempest |
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kitkat Senior Member
since 2000-01-11
Posts 878Nova Scotia |
oops, did you write something bad boy? Guess I should pay attention all kidding aside, I enjoyed your piece. But woman should know by now, when the pigskin is flying it will be very hard to get ya mens attention. I myself just watch for the "tight ends"hehehe |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Bad Boy, nope sorry. Not from Seattle. Although same coast line. SEA just happens to be my initials. Am I lucky or what? I love the ocean. -SEA |
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One Who Understands Member
since 2000-01-20
Posts 251Cedar Rapids, Iowa |
Tisk, tisk, tisk...you know that you should have known better |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL |
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fc Member
since 2000-01-18
Posts 130 |
will ditto hoot on this one, that is one thing I have to be grateful, no football husband lol....but hey can I still pop him in the head?????? |
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spiked Senior Member
since 2000-01-13
Posts 873Hammond, La USA |
This is good Will remember to ask what she said before I reply lol Might find myself in your shoes |
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Bad Boy Member
since 2000-01-23
Posts 78 |
Thank`s again everyone for all your replie`s. And Schultz,it`s a Beautiful day here in the Northwest,well for now that is. And yep you`ll be needing a raincoat. Your coming here during the most Beautiful time of year here. Sky: Wow I think I would have to go to the bar and watch the game you should be called Bad Girl Balladeer:thank you,I knew I couldn`t be alone on this one. < !signature-->The Devil Made Me Do It. [This message has been edited by Bad Boy (edited 01-25-2000).] |
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