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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London 
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Sure! I'll give you a reference, Bob ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Sir; 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be 10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
LOL!! I'm glad that my review didn't look like this!!! Thanks Rex!!  --------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
I'm sure yours was a picture, Sven ... just like your shining personality My wife used to have to give performance reports to upper management and she laughed and rolled her eyes at this |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
ha ha ha LOL "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
OOOhhh yep I've seen this one! Hehehe.... There are pleasures in poetic pains that only poets know......~Unknown |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
hahaha this was fun |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Gee and I thought I was the perfect employee!!! Glad my name isn't Bob... Bob deVine that is... |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
lol! That's cute! subconsciously, i think i can eat so much to make my stomach hurt, instead of my heart. |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... great one Rex, I'm printing this one out. Staff reviews are coming up shortly, LOL! |
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dragonpoe Senior Member
since 2000-11-12
Posts 608Palm Bay, Florida |
laughinhg so hard I can't type. This was greawt!! Mind if I send it to my brother via email? Absolutely funny With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free.. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
That is awesome! I'm printing it out to show some people.  |
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mini poet Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 56Canada |
LOL !! |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Loved this one. Thanks, latearrival |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Loving it, loving it. And even with a great review [either with or without reading specific lines] you can get those, and still lose your position due to economic downturns. It's all in how you look at it, that's for sure! |
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