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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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Tell me, tell me, tell me true, what do you do that annoys YOU? ME? I am a blusher--- ![]() and it DRIVES ME NUTS!!!! SO TELL ME....is it uncontrollable farting? Looking for some insight here, folks....do tell, purty please? |
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LoveBug![]()
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
I am a MEGA-BLUSHER! That is my major flaw!!! |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
My cheeks are ruddy anyway, so everyone thinks I'm blushing when I'm not - and when I DO? HOOO BOY! But, that's not my gripe... Mine? I stutter. and I'm clumsy |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
Did I mention that I have three eyes? |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
and a tail? ![]() |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
*yawp...she's a mutated polecat with agility of a drunken yak* Um...oh, howdy. ![]() Um...thingie that bugs me, which I do repeatedly for some sadistic reason, are the ever present, tip-of-the-tongue memory lapses which drive me absolutely mental until around 3 am, when I finally remember what it was I was trying to recall, but by then, it just doesn't matter anymore. Geeze..hit 30 and all my warranties started expiriing..... Alicat, the Persnikitty [This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 02-23-2001).] |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
Oh Ali, that was hurtful. A drunken monkey maybe...but a yak? *sigh* ![]() |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Sorry about that Nic...I was gonna go with the 'you move like a drunken baboon with two broke feet' line, but I can't seem to recall the movie name.....I'll let ya know around 3 am. |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
Oh that's it. No birthday cake for you. lol |
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Acies![]()
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I tend to be load even when I'm trying to whisper So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. |
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SEA![]() ![]()
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
I'm brutally honest......if I try to lie, good grief, I smile and laugh and totally give myself away.......it never works, that's why I don't make it a habit to lie......... I don't know how to take a compliment very well.......they always suprise me, catch me off guard.......(that, and I don't get them very often) I dunno, stuff like that........ ![]() [This message has been edited by SEA (edited 02-23-2001).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
See that glass of water over there? No not there...I mean the one in Tokyo - on that old ladies nightstand... watch as K proceeds to knock it over - from the distance of 4000 miles... heh I spill things. It drives me INSANE. Just today I knocked over my juice all over the table - just by getting up from the sofa for goodness sake...I wasn't exactly NEAR it - lord knows how I managed. Yesterday, I knocked over a glass - luckily it was empty... This is bad - there are THREE glasses by the keyboard right now...they are all empty heh. K does not learn lessons well. ![]() ![]() ...and I have found a lifetime can be lived in one moment... [This message has been edited by Severn (edited 02-23-2001).] |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Well...lets see.. I'm clumsy I'm usually second guessing or underestimating myself and my intelligence. |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
I CANNOT talk... I stutter, slip, I get sooo nervous for the most idiotic reasons... and I am the biggest klutz I know... KLUTZ'S call me a klutz... *sigh* example: A Day In The Life...or...The Domino Effect: Beth attempts to grab her brush off the dresser, somehow oversteps and begins to trip, and catches herself only to stumble over the space heater -- which tears open her ankle. She grabs at the air and accidentally catches hold of the lamp cord, pulls it down, which knocks off a glass on the desk nearby, spilling the contents unto Beth who is now sitting, wet, knees over the space heater, hand in the air holding up the cord to the lamp which is now on the floor, rubbing the back of her head where the lamp had struck it. Other occupants in the room, completely unphased, comment: "Would you like another glass of water?" This happens oh, about every half hour (with smaller accidents every five minutes, just to keep practice). Then there’s this thing called: Bethality… Reality, Bethality, Reality, Bethality… it’s so confusing… |
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Swamp¤Faeryie Member
since 2000-12-04
Posts 393fairyland....of course;) |
ummm...okay well recently i decided to put satin sheets on my bed,satin pillows,whole bit,it's still quite chilly here and we turn the heat down at night so i have about 3 heavy quilts on top of the satin sheets. Also,my pjs are satiny,furthermore our house was built in around 1890 the floors tilt incredibly!!(that's anther story altoether!!) So What happens at 2 am? i wake up freezing cold because ALL of the covers slide off,sometimes i even slide off...lol...but THE THING THAT DRIVES ME INSANE is that i never learn!!!!!!!!!!! i just keep trying to get them to stay,i should know by now it just doesn't work!! grrrr.... But really the list goes on and on i'm a klutz,i stumble over everything,i blush at anything,and in the summer my hair curls nasty because of humidity,and i talk in my sleep,which i'm very paranoid about..lol... much madness is divinest sense~Emily Dickinson |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
When I get nervous I mix to seem words around. Or they come out as jumbled rubbish! Oh well, at least my friends understand me. ![]() Dee |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
I can't help being sexy. It's terrible, I know, but I live with it. I've tried several times, unsuccessfully, to curb it - I know what a strain it is for the women (and true, some guys) to restrain themselves. But it's just no use. *sigh* I'm doomed to be sexy. (Thank goodness I don't have a Scottish accent - then there'd be no hope!!!) C ![]() |
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snowpants Member Elite
since 2000-09-16
Posts 2061KS |
I have obsessive compulsive disorder...no, I don't like that one...I have obsessive compulsive disorder...nah...um...I have obsessive compulsive disorder...umm.... ![]() sp ![]() everytime I close my eyes, I see your face, I taste you on my lips... every night I fantasize that I can feel you on my fingertips... |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
Okay Superman...don't make me talk about the shorts. heh ![]() |
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snowpants Member Elite
since 2000-09-16
Posts 2061KS |
Ya know...I totally didn't like the font on that reply...this one is straighter and more symmetrical...but...this color is much nicer...yes, um, maybe, um....AAAAHHH!!! (think I've got a problem???? ![]() |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
It's okay, Nicole... I will. And for some reason he just loves to dance while he’s wearing these things. A man mostly clothed sans pants dancing? NOT PRETTY... especially if they dance like Chris, who looks like he’s attacking the air. I've seen white men that can at least APPEAR to dance... but Chris won't ever seriously dance because he might look silly... instead, he goes into this whole butt-wiggle thing with his shirt tails in his hands LOL… Now the Superman story: I know he tries to act like he's such a stud... but Chris is SUCH a geek at heart... god... he has this flannel bath robe (I made him buy it because he kept stealing mine... though he DID look cute in the pink stripes) that he wears all the time. One day, I'm sitting on the bed reading and he just walks up, takes the ends in his hands and flares them out like a batman cape, sticking one foot in the air like he's flying... and if I could describe his FACE.... now all he has to do is look at me and stick his foot out I'll laugh for a minute straight because I'll never get that image out of my mind. Now, if you’ll excuse me… I don’t think I’ll be living for very long, so I might as well get a head start on up to Oregon where there are people to protect me. |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (edited 02-24-2001).] |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
NEKKID BOY SHORTS! |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
kjehgskjnsek;jlnvrsk;jbnkjsfdbkjbdskfjhga;kjlhfkjanblkjgnbda;ljknbake;jbg.kjshfbkljbhnlkgnfsd [This message has been edited by Christopher (edited 02-24-2001).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
ROFLMFAO...who knew? such a simple question...and??? HIT THE MOTHERLODE. snowpants? I understand obsessive/compulsive behavior...but how do you explain a name like "snowpants" with such blatant anal retentiveness.... ![]() and BETH? Chris is just UNIQUE. ![]() oh...and Nicole? give Ali some damned birthday cake anyway. love it all, good poet people.... " Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 02-24-2001).] |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
Unique... uh, yeah. Special, certainly. rock, dammit you are sexy. you are soooooooo *mmmm* grabable and caressable and a uhm mouthful (heh) and much, much too tempting. Even in the green shirt. And I hate you for it. Now come 'ere... |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
I'm dyslexic about numbers. I can remember them, but when I write them down they come out scrambled. It drives me and everyone around me nuts. I'd make a lousy receptionist and yet I can remember my first address, second address etc and postcodes...(zipcodes) I never have to look at the book unless it a newie. Keth Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
when my feelings get hurt, when i'm upset about something...... my voice gets louder and it sounds like i'm angry, but i'm not, i'm just upset.... and i've been trying to control this for years but still struggle with it.... (but you knew that, didn't you?) |
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warmhrt Senior Member
since 1999-12-18
Posts 1563 |
I speak toooooooo softly and toooooooooo slowly...or so I'm told. Sounds fine to me! ![]() "It is wisdom to know others; It is enlightenment to know one's self" - Lao Tzu |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I blush very easily. (and that's hard because I like to make double entrende jokes!) I'm too nice - sigh! I'll end up doing something I don't really want to do just because I'm too nice to say no. I am always early. Can't stand to be late. I cry WAY too easily - at commercials, at greeting cards, at poetry, at the drop of a hat! ....this list will be WAY too long... |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
Uncontrollable farting? Well, it depends on what I've been eating -- and it IS controllable, I just choose not to -- I know, yuck. (hehe) Mike swears sometimes I'm trying to kill him -- either that or I'm really dead and rotting and doing a good job of pretending I'm still alive, except for the smell ... I can't think of any REAL embarrassing habits (HAHA - as if the above was NOT enough), so how about an embarrassing moment? Linda is at a Goth club in Miami, because it is the only place that plays decent music, even if they DO let 15-year olds in ... (No, really, the real reason I went is for the 75 cent drinks -- LOL) Anyway, this place has two stories, 5 rooms, three hundred or so patrons at any given time, and ONE bar -- which, with 75 cent drinks, is ALWAYS mobbed. There are two bartenders, a charming husband-and-wife team whose motto is posted on the neon board behind them: "To tip is to wait less." So Linda tips well every time, earning a magical advantage over people who have beem waiting forhours but don't tip and, to save time, buys 4 or 5 kamikazes at once to hold her for a while so that she doesn't have to go back to the bar anytime soon ... Only, it DOESN'T hold her over, she slams all 5 down in a 5-minute span, then manages to do a good job of staying upright for the next 10 minutes, until ... pause for wardrobe check, which is VERY important to this story ... Linda is wearing her own Goth costume, basically a floor-length velvet-and-chiffon Morticia dress, complete with spidery sleeves which hang a foot past her hands and 50-year-old black satin opera gloves ... ... the liquor finally hits her all at once and her insides have the sudden urge to come OUT ... at which time she naturally brings an elegantly gloved hand to her lips and proceeds to BRAPHBLLLTLTBBBSGSSSGHGRHRHRPTTT all over herself, the floor, and four or five other club patrons unlucky enough to be standing nearby (projectile vomit -- NOT a pretty thing), then stumbles away to lean on a nearby wall whilst a crowd of equally drunk people slip in the ... er ... mess while dancing ... Linda laughs till she passes out and has to be carried to the car .... The moral of this story is, DON'T WEAR ANTIQUE GLOVES WHILE DRINKING KAMIKAZES!! (the poor things were shredded -- not HCl-proof, I'm afraid) Oh -- and um, the 5-at-once thing isn't a good idea either ... OK, so now I am trying to decide whether or not to risk my life by telling a few Michael stories ... hehe Linda |
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Sven![]() ![]()
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
My mind moves way too fast for my mouth. . . once I get going, I sound like I'm tripping over every second word!! LOL ![]() And Beth?? If you're done with that picture. . . ![]() --------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Oh Linda....lol...Kamikaze Queen here...once had the dubious honor of winning a Kamikaze drinking contest....they lost count after twenty five...sigh...and? still hate the taste of gatorade to this day---way too similar...ew....and if that won't make ya projectile? something's WRONG with ya...(something's wrong with me...sigh) That night? they loaded me into the truck with the amps...and the only thing I recall was giggling on the "lift" of the truck (gonna get ya for that, Bruce)---up and down, up and down...still makes me woozy. Ew. Thank God I have more sense now...lol. |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
-I'm too sensitive and emotional -My hands shake uncontrollably and I blush way too easily around a hot guy -I don't believe any compliment that a man gives me, and, in turn, I end up hurting their feelings -I'm way too stubborn, but, then again, I'm kind of proud of that hehe ![]() |
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SEA![]() ![]()
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Poet hit a bunch for me.....I can cry at the drop of a hat...... and I end up doing things for people when I'd rather not I can't spell.......keep the dictionary right next to me....very fustrating.... My voice is kinda deep for a woman......I've been told it's anywhere from sultry to " you laugh like the Cowardly Lion".......I hate it..... ticklish..... laugh when someone tells me something really bad.......I'm not laughing at them, it's just that I'm shocked or suprised and have no idea what to say........so I end up laughing......people get pissed off.... I lead with my emotions with everything.........then I think it through....... ok, I'm done for a while ![]() |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Something that annoys me about me......well.....sometimes I piss people off. That annoys me..... Uh....I also despise how lazy I am.... yep yep ![]() I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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DancinQueen![]()
since 2000-07-29
Posts 1092Kokomo,IN,USA |
hmm...i cant stand how i'll take any krap from anyone because im afraid to stand up for myself *and i hate how im too nice sometimes *and i hate how i can't get motivated when i need to ¤Sometimes the hardest thing to get over, is something you never really had¤ |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ahh...getting back to the question at hand...what drives me nuts about me....being a fence sitter.... but after reading the responses....I think that's beginning to look like a pretty safe place, even considering the splinters and all... I may hire myself out AS a fence sitter.... |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
I twirl the ends of my hair when I'm watching t.v. or just sitting around chatting with friends and I don't notice that I'm doing it unless someone tells me and me not realizing I'm doing it bugs the heck outta me ![]() ~coco~ |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Coco...why oh why is that so comforting? sigh...another one I do...HAIR TWIRLERS OF THE WORLD--UNITE. ![]() came back to add? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 02-26-2001).] |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg...this is hilarious...my grandson must be related to severn and elizabeth...if there is liquid withing a 1 mile radius of him, he will spill it....now me......hummmmm I know I had something I did that irritates me....what was it....hmmmmm...i just had it on the tip of my fingers.....hmmmmmm....... oh yeah... I forget things...rofg it was bad when I was younger, now that I am an old old granny...its even worse...no one will send me to rent movies....cause I always bring some we have already seen ![]() |
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Swamp¤Faeryie Member
since 2000-12-04
Posts 393fairyland....of course;) |
haha!! serenity!! i do that hair-face thing too!! I have never grown my hair out as long as i have it right now it's about halfway down my back and i have tons of hair,so i guess you could say i'm enjoying it because it's so fluffy,i sit on the couch watching tv and messing with my hair rubbing it agaisnt my cheek,tossing it around constantly so i can feel it hit my back and float,it's given me a cronic woods nymph syndrome,i can't go outside unless i'm wearing it down so i can feel the breeze and the sun on it,it's a hair obsession!! Peopl have been giving me THE WEIRDEST looks!!Oh geez i'm looney why am i telling you this...lol!! |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
You guys are amazing. I would really love to see you all in one room. The sparks would rival fourth of July! Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I am the greatest about going out and setting up job interviews, and getting the job. Then something happens usually before the first week is over. I panic and quit! I love the public and have worked for years but quit 3 years ago and just can't get back around people. In the last 2 years I've had 4 jobs and have stayed only 1 week at each. I've even been asked to come back at 2 but couldn't do it. Thank God my husband doesn't have this problem and supports me. Tomorrow I go for another interview. I really want this job!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Good luck Inot haha well.......something I hate is how lazy I am........even now......i'm just here...lazy....doing nothing.....like always.....lazy.....lazy...........(too lazy to continue) ![]() I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
- TOO STUBBORN. I'm never wrong. - When I'm mad- I cuss too much. - I can't take compliments. - Too self-conscious. Anyone know where I can purchase some confidence? - Distracted easily. - Easily scared. - NAIL BITING! WHY?!?!?! I have tons of annoying habits that I can't stand. |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Oh!Forgot an important one. I stare. I stare ALL the time. Just a blank stare. More of a daze or day dream type thing....But I do it CONSTANTLY... I have even had people get mad at me for it cause they thought I was starring them down or listening to their conversation haha. Not a good habit! |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Oh!Forgot an important one. I stare. I stare ALL the time. Just a blank stare. More of a daze or day dream type thing....But I do it CONSTANTLY... I have even had people get mad at me for it cause they thought I was starring them down or listening to their conversation haha. Not a good habit! |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
hmmmmmmmmm lets see. the hair thing is me too. ok now before yall laugh my hair is long as hell. its to the small of my back if not longer ![]() ![]() also i blush ALOT and very easy. compliments, kissing, anything can make me blush. hmmmmm also have to throw the crying thing in there to. i know i am a wuss ![]() also when i love someone i love them with all my heart and soul. and alot of times that hurts me alot and i end up very depressed. *sigh* like now. but alas i must move on. oh yeah i am ticklish too but i will just never say that again so no one can take advantige of me ![]() All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
people who cannot accept my many imperfections..... Kathleen Blake |
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dragonpoe Senior Member
since 2000-11-12
Posts 608Palm Bay, Florida |
I am a blusher too, and being very, very pale, even when I try my hardest to control it, I blush, the slightest pink looks like a sunburn on me! NO getting out of it. But my most annoying quality would be my temper. No matter how hard I try to contain it, it still gets the best of me. It annoys me, makes me feel guilty, and well, just really makes me mad! ![]() With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free.. |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
I smile/grin/laugh too much! ECSPECIALLY when getting in trouble or something. When someone is mad about something- I CAN'T HELP grinning/smiling. Which makes me quite the suspect....Not a good quality to posses. Fingers are always pointing at Spice the grinner. |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I'm pretty good with keeping a straight face. |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Geeks are often good at that I hear. Whats to smile about? |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I don't know Spice....*looks at the nifty arrow pointing at him* Why don't you tell me? ![]() |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
Yes, But don't you see? The Arrow is on your shirt...and the shirt is on you. The arrow HAS to be smaller than the shirt SO...since the arrow is smaller than the shirt and the shirt is on you...it's pointing to whats left of the shirt that it's not covering...which is on you...so! Basically your arrow is just pointing to you again- saying YOU are the Geek. You get? Now- YOU tell ME! =) |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Spice, come closer...you're about 50yards away from me.....the arrow only appears to be small. Come here....... yep that's right....see now? *stands next to you* see? Pointing at you.......it's ok my friend. We all make such geeky mistakes. So, why don't you start off by doing something right and YOU tell ME ![]() |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
......... HaHa- I forgot now- What am I suppose to be telling you again? |
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Dopey Dope![]()
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
You're supposed to tell me what's to smile about...cuz yer a geek...and you're smiling....so.....what's there to smile about geek!?! ![]() |
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