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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA 
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My friends, in an effort to help my dear friend Elizabeth discover better jokes to share with the rest of us, I'd like you all to post some here, in the hopes that we can help people like her (who are "joke challenged") discover what is truly funny. . .  LOL  Here are my contributions. . . What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of the fallen tree? Bark! Bark! What did the blanket say to the bed? You are under cover Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through What do you call a cow with no feet? Ground beef LOL ROFL --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
 NUT! ALL OF YOU! |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer is at this site ... http://www.ozmasplace.cjb.net/ but don't go there, unless you're sure you want to know the answer, once and for all  |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
LOL SVEN!!!!! But what makes you think these are any BETTER? *wonders how many paint chips Sven has eaten  * My cheese joke and cow joke rocked!  |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Tickle me ~~~ A women desperately looking for work goes into Erwin Toys. The Personal Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personal Manager hums and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the "Tickle Me Elmo" line and nothing else. The woman happily excepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she should be in for 8:00 AM the next day. The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personal Manager's door. The "Tickle Me Elmo" line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is the Personal Manager suggested he show him the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired, she has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sowing them between Elmo's legs. The personal managers starts to kill himself laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: "I'm sorry I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles." |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
ROFL now that's what I call a joke!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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