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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London

0 posted 2001-08-23 07:27 PM



This is the one!!!
The Stress Diet
~~~
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the
stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey's Kisses in the bag.
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chip topping

DINNER
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family-size Supreme pizza
3 Snicker bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER . . . "Stressed"  spelled  backwards  is  "desserts"
Send this to 4 people and you will lose two pounds.
Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew),
and you will lose ten pounds.

If you ignore this message you will gain ten pounds immediately.

That's why I passed this on ... I'm on a low risk diet.



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Denise
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1 posted 2001-08-23 07:48 PM


ROFL   Now that sounds like a diet I could stick to!
Local Rebel
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2 posted 2001-08-23 07:59 PM


shucks...

wouldn't work for me... no mention of Jack Daniels anywhere

rwood
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3 posted 2001-08-23 08:08 PM


Oreos work for me   Double Stuffed and a glass of milk. I'm all smiles again.
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
4 posted 2001-08-23 09:57 PM


Reminds me of this one I wrote a while back

Sweet Tooth
~~~
One little
two little
three little donuts
And Coke buy the jug chug-a-lug
~
Four little
five little
six little brownies
at once I can push in my mug
~
Seven little
eight little
nine little chocolates
the tenth I'll eat too what the heck
~
One little
two little
three little dimples
can now be seen on my face
~
Four little
five little
six little inches
snuck up and attached to my waist
~
Seven little
eight little
nine little pizzas
With Diet Coke 'cause I'm watching my weight
~~~

Nan
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5 posted 2001-08-24 08:00 AM


I'll take the afternoon tea... Hold the tea, please..
anonymousfemale
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6 posted 2001-08-24 08:30 AM


OMG, I'd be seriously ill if I ate half of that stuff. lol
The kisses I could definitely deal with though. YUM!  

I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot*

Elizabeth
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7 posted 2001-08-24 10:21 AM


Sounds good to me! Let's try it out guys.  
Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
8 posted 2001-08-24 04:40 PM


Denise ... a diet from heaven, for sure

Local Rebel ... it's acceptable to marinate Hershey's Kisses in Jack Daniels ... I'm sure I saw the Iron Chefs doing just this

Regina ... how many packages?

Nan ... do you need a bowl or a long handle spoon?

anonymousfemale ... you want fries with that?

Elizabeth ... now remember ... you have to stay on this diet till your doctor loses 10 pounds

citizenx
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9 posted 2001-08-25 09:33 AM


you are going to hate me for this but I am able to eat what I want, it is great being young and thin.

Sunshine
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10 posted 2001-08-25 09:57 AM



I am SO enjoying this, I've put on 10....

doreen peri
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11 posted 2001-08-25 12:15 PM


rofl!!!!

gottaloveit!  


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12 posted 2001-08-25 02:10 PM


LOL!!
Local Rebel
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13 posted 2001-08-26 10:25 AM


citizenx -- no.. we don't hate you -- the clock is ticking...  

hershy's kisses soaked in jack daniels... hmmm... sounds like the foundation of a jack pie...

yeah Rex -- it's much easier to watch your weight when you have it right out front where you can see it.. lol

[This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 08-26-2001).]

Cerenity
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14 posted 2001-08-26 01:29 PM


I've been all stressed out of late and lost 36pds for it but it did not include any of these yummy's maybe I should try some Jack Pie?

Love, Cerenity

catalinamoon
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15 posted 2001-09-03 06:54 PM


Sounds good to me, I'm working on the 4 glasses of wine right now  
Sandra

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16 posted 2009-05-13 03:02 PM


Too bad this wont actually work mmmmm :P
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