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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
This is the one!!! The Stress Diet ~~~ This is a specially formulated diet designed to help people cope with the stress that builds during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 Hershey's Kiss AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the Hershey's Kisses in the bag. 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chip topping DINNER 4 glasses of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family-size Supreme pizza 3 Snicker bars LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) REMEMBER . . . "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts" Send this to 4 people and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose ten pounds. If you ignore this message you will gain ten pounds immediately. That's why I passed this on ... I'm on a low risk diet. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL Now that sounds like a diet I could stick to! |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
shucks... wouldn't work for me... no mention of Jack Daniels anywhere |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
Oreos work for me Double Stuffed and a glass of milk. I'm all smiles again. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Reminds me of this one I wrote a while back Sweet Tooth ~~~ One little two little three little donuts And Coke buy the jug chug-a-lug ~ Four little five little six little brownies at once I can push in my mug ~ Seven little eight little nine little chocolates the tenth I'll eat too what the heck ~ One little two little three little dimples can now be seen on my face ~ Four little five little six little inches snuck up and attached to my waist ~ Seven little eight little nine little pizzas With Diet Coke 'cause I'm watching my weight ~~~ |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I'll take the afternoon tea... Hold the tea, please.. |
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anonymousfemale Member Elite
since 2000-02-02
Posts 2797Limbo |
OMG, I'd be seriously ill if I ate half of that stuff. lol The kisses I could definitely deal with though. YUM! I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. *toot toot* |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Sounds good to me! Let's try it out guys. |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
Denise ... a diet from heaven, for sure Local Rebel ... it's acceptable to marinate Hershey's Kisses in Jack Daniels ... I'm sure I saw the Iron Chefs doing just this Regina ... how many packages? Nan ... do you need a bowl or a long handle spoon? anonymousfemale ... you want fries with that? Elizabeth ... now remember ... you have to stay on this diet till your doctor loses 10 pounds |
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citizenx Member
since 2001-07-31
Posts 189motorcade |
you are going to hate me for this but I am able to eat what I want, it is great being young and thin. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I am SO enjoying this, I've put on 10.... |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
rofl!!!! |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
LOL!! |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
citizenx -- no.. we don't hate you -- the clock is ticking... hershy's kisses soaked in jack daniels... hmmm... sounds like the foundation of a jack pie... yeah Rex -- it's much easier to watch your weight when you have it right out front where you can see it.. lol [This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 08-26-2001).] |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
I've been all stressed out of late and lost 36pds for it but it did not include any of these yummy's maybe I should try some Jack Pie? Love, Cerenity |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Sounds good to me, I'm working on the 4 glasses of wine right now Sandra |
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mini poet Member
since 2000-02-06
Posts 56Canada |
Too bad this wont actually work mmmmm :P |
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